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Writings of various natures on various topics
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
Humor of various descriptions,
including but not limited to statire,spoof,and sarcasm may be found
herein. You have been warned. Read at your own risk. Not valid with any
other offer. Do not fold bend spindle or mutilate. Void where prohibited.
Not available in any store. Repent for the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand.
Double value coupons not valid. Do not pass "GO". Do not collect $200. Do
not use in impact wrench.
Essays and rants
- Offerings by the Attack Haiku Ninja of Doom
Song lyrics,more or less