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Writings of various natures on various topics
For some reason someone mentioned that stupid old Hamster dance, which somehow or other got crosslinked in my soggy grey matter with Men Without Hats' "Safety Dance". And here, regretably, is the result. You have been warned.
H (h h h) A (a a a) M (m m m) S (s s s) T (t t t) R (r r r) Hamster (hamster hamster hamster) Dance! (dance dance dance) We can dance with our hamsters We wear high heels or flats 'Cause our hamsters dance And if they don't dance Well we'll feed them to our cats! We can dance with our hamsters We can twirl our rodents 'round We can act like a fool And skip out of school We can scream but not make a sound Hamster dance Hamster dance Everybody's out on the floor Hamster dance Hamster dance The conga line's out of the door Hamster dance Hamster dance Rodents are making the scene Hamster dance Hamster dance Everyone thinks they are keeeeeen It's a hamster dance It's a hamster dance It's a hamster dance...© 2007 by Bruce H. McIntosh, but if you really want to get inebriated and sing it at a convention or somesuch, I'm hardly in a position to stop you.
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