Writings of various natures on various topics

Haiku - Computers, Networking, Technology, Etc.

The blue screen of death
Indicates that Windows is
Up to its old tricks

Embrace the penguin
Be free from Redmond's foul grip
Bill Gates is Landru!

A forlorn CD...
"Windows NT Workstation"
Decorates my wall

The inodes have fled
Into the murky chaos.
The drive heads have crashed.

In a windows world
it is cause for Thanksgiving
when the box stays up.

Wireless access points
dot the cities' trendy spots
wherein geeks gather.

A new access point!
Fate steps in like a bully
It falls to the floor

The router is dead;
no packets will forward now.
The script kiddie sneers.

The etherchannel
combines the ports into one;
Bigger pipes for SPAM!

IP space runs out
One hundred twenty eight bits
Will move us forward

Make all; code compiles.
Software is brought into form
Segmentation fault.

Traffic increases
A half million prefixes
BGP flaps ensue.

High technology
Brings the curse of outlets filled...
Too many wall warts!


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