'The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold
two opposed ideas at the same time and still retain the ability to
function.' - F. Scott Fitzgerald
'I have sworn eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the
mind of man.' - Thomas Jefferson
'No matter where you go, there it went.' - T.S. Lawrence
y name is Todd Sherman.
I was born in Point Pleasant, New Jersey
on January 15th, 1963. We moved around a few times while in New Jersey, at
least twice that I can remember. I think it must have been when I was around
two when we moved to Long Branch. Then finally, probably when I was
around five, we moved to a three story house in Ocean Grove.
In 1975, we moved from Ocala to Gainesville, Florida, where I've lived ever
since.
In 1977, I attended Gainesville High School,
where I graduated in 1981. Our logo was a `purple hurricane' which,
actually, looked more like a purple dust wheeze and, seemed to do more
towards making people scratch their heads and do a double-take than in
striking any horrific fear in their hearts during a football game. (Though
I will say we were 5A State Champs the year that I graduated.)
My three little favorite pet fur-balls
-- Muffin,
Raisen,
Bran, have all made
their way to kitty heaven, now. (Raisen died of hypertrophic cardiomyopathy;
Muffin of cancer and old age, and Bran was shot and killed by a next door
neighbor one night for his own pleasure, after all of the cats got out one
evening. I won't go into that here but you can read about it on Bran's web
page. And then let's not forget our Pesky Pet Mosquito, `Bzzt!'
These days I am the founder and Coordinator of Alachua County SKYWARN.
SKYWARN is a National Weather Service-sponsored program. Started in 1997, the
program's main purpose was to educate people about severe weather and in how to
spot the signs of severe weather and how to properly report them to the NWS and
to local authorities. We call these people "Storm Spotters". Spotters help
give advance notice to the public of dangerous severe weather events, and in so
doing, it is hoped, they help save lives. I'm very proud of this program and of
the good that it is doing for people.
Another program that I created and that I run as Project Manager and
Coordinator is called the Alachua
County EMWIN Project. EMWIN stands for the Emergency Manager's Weather
Information Network. Quite simply, we can download the latest weather
bulletins (and some low-res graphics) from the GOES weather satellite and
then redistribute them by various means - to email, pager, cellphone, PDA,
web pages, and even to client programs connected to us over the Internet.
So, say, if you wanted the latest thunderstorm and tornado watches and
warnings sent to your cellphone or pager, we could do that for you...at
no charge whatsoever. It's all offered free to the public as a
public service. I'm proud of THIS program, too, of course! :) See the
above link for more information about the project and how to make use of it.
In 2003, I received an email from Ken Allen, then Asst. Emergency Manager at
the Alachua County Office of Emergency Mgmt., advising me that the Florida
Division of Emergency Mgmt. had a spare EMWIN receiver. The Alachua County
Office of Emergency Mgmt. didn't want it because they already had one of
their own, and they thought that Alachua County SKYWARN would be the perfect
organization fo handle something like this. The only caveat was that we make
the bulletins available to the public over-the-air. I agreed. A week later,
John Fleming of the Fla. Division of Emergency Mgmt. drove all the way from
Tallahasse to my house, and the equipment was given to our custody. I knew
that there was MUCH more that could be done with an EMWIN system than just
over-the-air retransmissions, and I liked the idea of the ability to also
give the local public a means of receiving free weather bulletins by
cellphone, pager, and email. So I grabbed the opportunity. In the next few
months we found a place to put the equipment - originally inside the Gatort
Amateur Radio Club station atop the Shands Dental Science Bldg. on the UF
campus, until a club member hacked into the server and the equipment was
moved to another more secure location where it could be better supervised and
controlled.
I work as a Field Representative for the U.S. Bureau of the Census.
Basically, aside from doing the well-known census every ten years, the Census
Bureau also sends out important survey forms for U.S. citizens to complete.
The surveys are Congressionally mandated (i.e., required by law to be
completed). If nothing is heard from the respondent, then they will atttempt
to call them. If no results, there, then they send out the Field
Representatives. "FR's" are sent to locations that did not return a form, for
whatever reason - incorrect address, refusal, or whatever. If they have a
phone number, we make an attempt to call them. If the number is no longer in
service, disconnected, or attempts by phone fail, then we will drive to the
location to verify that it is still occupied, still even there, or occupied.
If occupied, but there is no answer, then we are authorized by law to make as
many attempts as is necessary at different times of the day to get ahold of
the respondents and complete the survey. We are even authorized to ignore
"no trespassing" signs as many times as is necessary until we can make that
first contact. I have a laptop. I read survey questions to the respondents
from off of the screen. I type a Y or an N or a figure into the laptop. I
smile. TOUGH JOB, HUH??? Obviously travel in your own vehicle is
required, but the Bureau reimburses you at a very reasonable current
government rate. As of 2009, it was at just below 60-cents per mile. That's
not 60 cents per gallon. ...60-cents per mile. So for every hundred
miles travelled, you made $60 just for the driving. But be aware that while
that amount sounds excrutiatingly overcompensatory, they are paying us for
future WEAR AND TEAR. So when the car breaks down, theoretically, that money
is to be put towards it. You don't get to submot a repair bill to the Census
Bureau and expect that they'll repair your vehicle. That's your
responsibility. The rate of pay varies between about $12 and $14 an hour for
the average FR. The job is perfect for college students and retirees because
they can work varied hours that they can choose, as long as they meet the
minimum requirement of 20 hours a week. But you get to see so much, and meet
so many new people, too. So far, my range of travel has been pretty much all
over northeast and north central Florida, encompassing various cities in the
counties of (starting north) Suwannee, Columbia, Alachua, Levy, Marion, Putnam,
and Flagler. It's not a bad job at all. I like it. It's fun. I get to meet
lots of new and interesting people, and see lots of new and interesting
places within my own and surrounding cities and counties. You can live in a
city all your life and then you work for the Census Bureau and you end up in
all of the places that you never knew existed. That's actually kind of fun
and exciting, especially if you've got the explorer bug in you. :) Yup. I
like it.
So there yuh go. I work and volunteer for two branches of the
Department of Commerce: the U.S. Census Bureau, and the National
Weather Service.
8^)
Favorite music? (sigh!) ...ANYTHING! I have pretty eclectic tastes. ...From
classical to rock, oldies to new stuff...I can handle it. :) You know what
I'm especially into though? ...soundtrack music...stuff that
can really move you. There's some things to be said for soundtrack music.
You should sit back and listen to Apollo 13, Stanley & Iris, Meet Joe Black,
Dances With Wolves, Batman Begins, and things like that. I like to make
home movies now and then as well, and occasionally I'll throw some short cut
of movie soundtrack music in the background for an added emotional effect.
I'm not much of a fan of country, however. And I don't understand today's Rap
and I don't think I ever will. I like music with ORIGINALITY. I don't like
hearing rip-off's of someone else's previous work. That's cheap. I like to
hear artists who think and invent their OWN music. I appreciate WORK in music.
Today's Rap...I don't see much of that going on. These people have no brains,
they can't sing, so they just talk...with a background beat. Really hard
work, there. God, *I* could do that!
I like dining out at different places just for the different experience.
You'll often find me in a different restaurant every time I go out.
Unfortunately Gainesville and Alachua County don't have much in the way of
special places. I tend to like family owned places, small places, because
they seem to put more pride and effort into it, and the tastes aren't
bland or something that you're "used" to. I do have some particular favorites.
I like Satchel's Pizza, and if you miss pizza from up north places
like in New York and New Jersey, I've found that Big Lou's Pizzeria on
Main Street is excellent, too. For big portions, and a fun, old fashioned
dining car atmosphere and a menu with a wide variety of food to choose from,
then you HAVE to go to Floyd's Diner in High Springs. Grill Master's
went out of business and I really liked their prime rib. They turned me on to
using Montral seasoning on meats when I cook. Olive Garden is nice for
a change now and then. Outback is someplace I go when I want steak; but
then, Gainesville doesn't have many steakhouse choices. We used to have a
Steak & Ale, and a Lone Star Steak House, but they both burned
down long ago and were never replaced. Golden Lights was THE ONLY
Chinese restaurant in Gainesville that I liked to go to. It was a family-owned
business and I was impressed with how much pride they always took in what they
served and how much effort they put into cooking it the RIGHT way. They didn't
use fry vats to prepare your chicken chow mein. They cut the meat and sliced
the vegetables, and threw it all into a hot wok and they did it RIGHT. Most
chinese restaurants in town nowadays cook everything in a fry vat and it always
tastes HORRIBLE. Golden Lights closed their doors in 2008 because the rent
where they were staying was kind of high, and because the family worked so hard
that they never had much time to take vacations and spend time with family.
Mr. Han's is nice. It's got a dimmed light atmosphere and they, too, cook more
traditionally. But Golden Lights was nearer to me, so I tended to go there
more often. UPDATE - 2009: Golden Lights is BACK! They're now called the
Silver Dragon Restaurant.
I even designed their web page! For subs I prefer Larry's Subs over
Subway. There's another new italian grille in town in Hunter's Crossing
called Piesanoes Stone Fired Pizza that wasn't bad.
No kids. I do have a fiancee, though. I'm going to keep her name private
however, 1) because she runs a business, and 2) because being a leader in a
couple of visible organizations I've had some very odd, really bad people
in a couple of local ham radio organizations attempt to actually attack and
harass my friends and associations before. After experiencing that, I began to
take my privacy and the privacy of my friends a lot more seriously.
Since that experience, I've put real hard thought into creating a book to
educate people abotu psychopaths and the harm that they can do to innocent
people. In my own experience I can tell you that there is currently
not ENOUGH literature out there on the subject and there are not enough
ADEQUATELY-EDUCATED professionals out there, and I feel a book about my
personal experiences might actually help people and be needed.
Keep checking back. Regardless though, I will not allow others to prevent me
from enjoying life, and from pushing forward with the things that I've always
wanted to do. I will NOT.
Here are my beliefs in life...
I believe that those who say that Santa Clause isn't real are lieing; in
things chocolate or strawberry -- including ice cream and milkshakes;
that things can go better with Coca-Cola (TM) *OR* Pepsi
(TM) depending upon one's mood at the moment; that Murphy was an optimist;
in doing things my own way at the most inopportune time; and in my kitty-cat,
Raisen. (Deja vu?)
I believe that cats can talk - they just don't think we're worth talking
to at this particular moment, and that they are much more intelligent a
species than we. When they finally decide to talk to us they will
announce a Press Conference and share their advanced knowledge with us.
I believe that dogs and men must be more closely related somehow in the
evolutionary chain than was originally thought. We think so much alike.
(Grrr!) When we've compiled our findings we'll announce a Press
Conference and share our advanced knowledge with the public. For now
though, we're in a Pack Meeting and when we have time we'll get right on
it. Just not right now. [`YYYYES!!! TOUCH-DOWN!!!'] Oh, uh...sorry.
Where were we again?
I believe in the human spirit. Before we can attempt to join any
religion (and that can be Christian, Buddhist, Muslim, or any other
religion), we must first understand what it is to be human. Contrary
to the teaching of many a minister - who will propound that one cannot learn
how to be a good human being until one first has the Holy Spirit inside - I
propose that it is actually exactly the opposite...that before one can know
enough to understand what it is to be a good religious follower, one must
first understand the joys and pains, and the good and the bad of being a human
being; and one must experience it from both sides. Until one has experienced
the bad, one cannot possibly fully and completely understand how important
it is to be good. This comes with the first-hand experience of life, and
not from someone else telling you that this is the way something should be.
This is called wisdom. Anyone attempting to practice religion
without it is just the equivalent of a dog in a Pavlovian experiment doing
what it has been trained and tortured to do, instead of acting based on
conscious, consciencious aforethought and understanding.
I believe that it is important for us to treat each other kindly, fairly, and
humanely at all times. To not do so has the potential to physically, mentally,
or emotionally, and permanetly ruin someone else's life, or quality of life.
Just for one moment, pretend that there is no God in Heaven. ...Just pretend.
...Just for a second. Close your eyes and think about it. What would that
mean to all of us? If there were no god, would there a Judgement Day? No.
So then, if someone does you wrong, and ruins your life, what happens to
the person who ruined it? What happens after that person dies? Does he have
to answer for it on Judgement Day? No. He (or she) gets away with it. What
happens to the harmed person's life? Does that person get it back after he/she
dies? No. That person's life ends...permanently. There's no coming back.
That person never gets a second chance. His/her life was ruined, and there
would be no justification. Yes, what would the world be like if there was no
god. There are a lot more things to ponder about that subject. I'll let you
think about it. When you're done, go back to believing in your god - but now
with a new outlook.
To those who are good to me and who treat me with respect and like I matter,
I am a very loyal and dedicated friend. I don't like it when people try to
bend me and mold me into something they think I should be. I prefer to be
accepted as I am, and to be treated like I'm okay just fine just the way that
I am. I accept other people the way they are and I don't try to change them.
I expect the same treatment from other people. I can accept anyone else's
religious beliefs, and I will never be heard to make fun of your religion, or
to berate you if you have none, or to try to "convert" you to mine. I want
people in my circle who are willing and capable of treating me with the same
respect.
In my relationships, I am the same way. To those who are loyal and dedicated
to me, I am just as loyal and dedicated and I go out of my way to try to make
the other person happy and to feel wanted and needed and important; and I try
to keep my promises harder than most other people do. Believe in me 100-percent,
without question or hesitation, and I will believe in you the same way. That's
all I've ever wanted in a relationship, really...trust, faith, and belief.
...But I am not a kickable puppy. I am not a trainable show poodle. I do
not appreciate people who try to bend me and shape me into something I am not.
I don't like being yelled at, or forced, or to have reverse psychology used on
me so that you can manipulate me and.or so that you can get what you want out
of me, or to have "limitations" or "barriers" to the friendship or relationship
thrown up in front of me. That is, "we can't be friends UNLESS you're (this),"
or "we can't be friends UNLESS you first do (this)," etc. Accept me as I am or
you will not last long with me. This is something that I have learned in life.
If you think that you can MAKE me follow you, or that you can make me do what
you want me to do, or that you can turn me into something you'd like "better,"
then we won't be friends for very long. Accept me as I am...or leave. But I
will not be controlled, or abused.
I love thunderstorms and lightning. They are indeed the most exciting
and awe-inspiring naturally occuring shows on earth. I could sit and
watch them for hours, and I'd always end up being surprised and enthralled.
That having been said, I believe that the area of the Midwest Plains states
is God's own, personal, and private playground. He picked the Midwest
Plains for a reason. It is there in that least populated of places where
all of His frustrations are privately vented. For this reason, let only
those who Know and Understand be the ones who dare to venture forth to try
to witness Him.
Anyone else is a Fool, and risks eternal ripping, pounding, squashing,
and drowning. So says me. So...when's the next bus out there
again?
I believe that you're not right and that I'm not wrong, but (to be fair)
it could also be possible that I'm not absolutely incorrect and that
YOU'RE not necessarilly right. (Kidding aside, I actually think in quite
the opposite way of that. I'm prone more to listen to both sides of the
story, to weigh all the facts, and to withhold any judgement until all the
facts are in - regardless of how irritated others might get with me because
of that. When I discover that I am wrong, I'm usually the first to apologize
- even though others might think it unnecessary or a waste to do so.)
I believe that Carl Sagan was an alien, and that Albert Einstein was
secretly his father. Regardless, I was fascinated by both of them in
growing up. (I think I probably heard that in the movie Close Encounters
of the Third Kind.)
I believe that my cat, Raisen, is actually human. (There she is, again.)
I don't believe in haunted houses, ghosts, UFOs, Von Daniken,
Nastrodamus, psychics, or in Mary's face appearing in trees,
windows, walls, cloud formations, or church bell towers, or in anchovies as
a thing that should be eaten by any sane individual, or in any of
those nasty rumors being spread that Gene Roddenberry died a few years
ago.
If you're wondering why there isn't an abundance of clear imagery of me,
there is a reason for that...I'm a bit camera shy and there really aren't
that many of me available anyway. (Besides, I'm the one usually holding
the camera, anyway.) However, if you're THAT curious ... well ... okay.
Here's some.
I used to have a detailed family history online, but I've removed it for
reasons similar to those mentioned above. There are too many weird people
out there. Here's a link to what still remains: Todd Sherman's
Genealogy Page. It inludes links to some family photo albums containing
photos of non-living people, books, old trinkets, and such-like.
Here are some of my Astrophotography
attempts - including some pics of Comet 1996B2 Hyakutake, and of comet
1995-C-O1 Hale-Bopp! (This is really amateur stuff, okay?)
Me at age 2, spraying my father with the water hose as he worked
diligently on something that really didn't need getting wet. I remember
this picture. (Taken about 1965 in Point Pleasant, NJ.)
About The Author
Todd L. Sherman/KB4MHH
Gainesville, Alachua Co., Fla.
E-mail: afn09444@afn.org Created: September 24, 1995. Last updated: November 19, 2009.