Humorous or just hot?

I got my mac at work today and while looking for something on the apple site, I stumbled upon THIS. I dont really know what she's saying, but i want to get another Mac... NOW.

Well i went to skalloween 2 on sunday. It was a lot of fun. The costume wasn't nearly as hot as it could have been. I mean i only had 2 pillows shoved next to my sweaty ass, and about 10 pounds of chest enhancements. Sienna was a bar wench, and looked damed good too. The show was quite enjoyable, even though i had about 9 years on most of the people there. that's okay, they didn't seem to mind, and honestly, i dont either.