Exams cause Death?

Wednesday, and nothing to do but entertain you. First of all read this. Humor... maybe.

I went to a show last night. so I'm a little out-of-sorts today. but whatever... I'll deal.

Looking into the future, I see that i will be out of town monday and tuesday of next week. I'm going to baltimore. When i spawn at the airport, I'll be sure to press F3 and buy my kevlar AND helmet. Because that's the only way you're gonna survive a AWP. I'll probably go for the DE or pump-shotty with my leftover cash. Taking down a AWP camper with a pump is sweet enough, but if i get close enough, i'll switch up with a little knife in the head action so i can get the "humiliation" bonus. campers suck. be a real man and step up with an AK, you fucking ass hat! Dont worry though, keep using that limp-wrist gun. I'll still own your pussy ass with my pump shotty. You pre-pubescent diaper-wearing mamma's boy. All i got to say to your bitch ass is "Sawed off shotgun, hand on the pump. right hand on my forty, puffin on a blunt! I pumped my shotgun, but the niggas didn't jump... fa-la-la-la la-la la laaaaa!"

just ignore all of that