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Good morning/ Afternoon / Evening (as the case may be).

My name is   YOUR NAME HERE  .

I'm talking to you today to make a very special offer. I am giving away funny at a very discounted rate. And you may ask yourself "what in the world do i need with funny? Well... let me tell you. Funny is a very crucial part of both your and my lives. The Surgan General recently said "HA!". If that isn't an endorcement for a product that everyone needs... I dont know what is!

Today is, of course, Porn Friday here at glypher.com. And to keep up with the theme of bringing you the best in porn from around the internet I offer this for your viewing pleasure.

And i can not lie!

This weekend is of course the harvest. The Florida music Harvest in Live Oak to be exact. I will be going solo, which is not so bad. I'll have more "me" time (read:oppertunities to take naps when i want). But you can go to gainesvillebands.com and see where i'm gonna be for the fest. If you see me say hi. I dont bite. (unless you ask nicely).