here, eat this...

Well Friday can only mean one thing... Porn! and i got a goodie for you. I found this and thought of all of you. Don't worry, it's safe for work.

I'm alone this weekend. My wife sienna (aka Patti in the Real World) is in Jacksonville getting her teeth pulled out. Not all of them, just a couple. She's planning on being there until Sunday. This is the perfect opportunity for all those supermodels that i know (you know who you are) to come over and help me "mow the lawn" or "pull the weeds" or maybe "trim some hedge" if ya know what i mean. And if you dont, well then bring a weedwacker and a pair of gloves and i'll introduce you to my "four-horsepower push-mower".

I've heard stories that people seem to enjoy the pictures that i put up here. so here's another:

"Sure glypher, I'll come over and help ya mow!
(supermodel friend)

I know there are people out there who read this who i dont see on my contact list. If you do read this page, please not that it is NOT free. The payment is sending an email or poppin' in on one of many IM clients to say hi. I get awfully bored here at work, and the basic "slacking off and pretending to do something" can get old.