III.101 Vision pushed through the crowd to a large man in a black suit. Drakehart followed closely. The man stepped in between Vision and the door. "Sorry, this room is closed this evening. All other rooms are available." "Fuck You musclehead! We wanna talk to the management." Drakehart was quite impatient on his quest. The doorman reached toward him, but his hand was stopped just short of Drakehart. The doorman dropped to the floor in pain, his wrist cracking under the pressure of Vision's grip. The doorman looked up into the cold dark eyes of Vision and lost consciousness. Vision was tapped on the shoulder. "Let him go, Osiris will see you now." Drakehart was tempted to pull his weapon, but realized Vision was aware of the threat. The door before them opened and the three walked into a long corridor. Drakehart turned to Vision with a smirk on his face. "Hey, Vision, did you ever see Terminator II. Stand on one leg." "Fuck you, Drakehart." "Hey, it was worth a shot." The cyborg behind them activated a door in front of them opening to a stairway down, "If you draw a weapon, you will be eradicated, Organic Lifeform. Cyborg, if you threaten the owner, your systems will be shut down and dissembled." Drakehart and Vision replied in unison, "Yeah, whatever. Fuck you." A large set of steel doors opened to reveal a dark room. The dorr closed behind them leaving the room pitch black. Drakeharts eyes tried to adjust thru several spectrums, though none appeared to work, "What the hell, my eyes are going beserk! They feel like they are on fire." "Must be a hormone activated system. Close your eyes, only my sonar is working." Vision noted computer consoles on several walls, "I sense an energy pattern forming in the room. Ten feet, straight ahead." An attractive female hologram appeared. "Vision. Jian Jaegarian. Assasin. Fully functional prototype multi- purpose assault cyborg. Tsunami International Corporation. Present status missing. Drakehart. Unregistered DNA Scan-Unidentifiable. Net runner. Biologically enhanced Homo sapien. Net access with increased reflex. No known employer. Shall I continue?" Vision's cold eyes looked past the hologram. A signal connected with Drakehart. *Scan it. She's part of the Net.* Drakehart began to see Netspace closing around him. He moved forward efficiently. Drakehart was inexperienced in the Net, but looked like a veteran. He came to a white wall. *Net ice. Give me a break bitch.* He accessed his hammer file and the ice crumpled before him. Forging ahead Drakehart saw a dragon of black standing before him. Accessing another file Drakehart turned transparent. He seemed to pass the dragon unhindered, until he heard an electric voice. *It won't be that easy boy.* A charge jolted thru his body, causing Drakehart to become less cohesive. Drakehart immediately pulled up a file causing a demon with a sword to appear. It sliced the dragon several times and the dragon turned to him, *You are quick boy, especially for one so new on the net.* The dragon unleashed a sparrow which flew down the path Drakehart came from. *Better get used to the Net, because you're not going to have a body to return to.* The demon sliced past the dragons defenses, tearing into it. The dragon dissipated. Drakehart unleashed a hawk which followed the sparrows path. *Is that all you got? Give me a break.* Drakehart continued down until he reached three doors. He began running several codebreakers looking for the data files. The rightmost door splintered and Drakehart continued onward. In the room was an armed street punk. The room didn't look like Netspace. It had a hazy grayish green color. Drakehart didn't have much time but he ran his decoding files again as the street punk closed with him. Drakehart prepared his acid program then stopped. The punk drove his sword thru Drakehart, then disappeared. *Interesting. Ghost program which can reroute data files if danger of being destroyed exists. Nice defense mechanism; good thing I had fast decoders.* Drakehart pulled the data files and returned seemingly only a few seconds later. Drakehart nodded to Vision and they both smirked. Drakehart spoke up, "Osiris. Angel Morbidas. Netrunner, Artificial Intelligence removed from organic shell. Origin Homo sapien, present Net identity. Freelance. Sole proprietor of the Pit. Presently wanted for Corporate infringements by numerous companies. Shall I continue?" "It seems I have underestimated the two of you. Efficient and effective. Maybe we can work something out. What is it you are looking for?" User: CyberVision..... Date: 7-Sep 10:12 AM 778932748
III.102 Shauna just explained her post to me...the joke is in the very last word of it ...reread it and consider alternate pronounciations... :) User: Traveler raises a glass of rice wine to ye Date: 7-Sep 10:46 PM 778978003
III.103 VVC: Melee =============================================================================== It is night when TRAVELER and Orfeo ride back into the stables at the Virtuous Vagabond and Comrades. Once again, Trav walks past the rack where his special riding crop, given to him by LYDIA, is usually stored. PERIGRINE sighs with relief when the tavernkeeper fails to notice the crop's absence. Inside, Traveler and Orfeo go straight to the Blue Room, where John Waller is writing by lamplight at a desk. "Hello, SYLVAR. How have things been here?" Trav says. "Rather calm...though I received a most unusual gift today. Seems my reputation as a collector of unusual foodstuffs is spreading. I'm keeping a log here of the strange drinks, foods and plants I've come across." "Heh...you're almost a proper alchemist," Traveler jokes. John frowns. "Just don't tell anyone...that fool Cardinal XIMINEZ still hangs around here. I think he's in league with the Archbishop, looking for things to shut us down." "Understood. Guess I won't be reading _this_ in public." Trav holds up the book on the Tarot given to him by Lydia, then places it on the same shelf as the cards. Noises of crashing furniture and shouting from the front room suddenly capture his and Sylvar's attention. "--the hell?" All three run to the White Room, where a minor riot is in progress. 3 large men--not VVC regulars, but peasants from VENKMAN's estate--are wielding chairs and fists against a Viaran traveler who checked in earlier that day. CADO has joined the melee, and is keeping two of the men pretty well occupied, but the foe has superior strength and numbers. Other patrons sit tensely at their tables, watching the fight. "Let's stop this now," says Traveler grimly, walking over and turning one of the attacking men around. For his trouble, he gets a punch in the jaw that sends him staggering back; but he returns with a hard blow to the attacker's stomach. The man doubles over, then looks up with murder in his eyes; he growls and lunges towards Traveler, who has backed himself up against a wall... A deafening *CRACK* splits the air, and his attacker screams and clutches at his right arm, now lined with a red welt. Another *CRACK*, and the man fighting with Cado arches his back in pain. All heads whirl toward Perigrine and ECSTASY, standing near the bar with whips in their hands. "Our discussions on whip usage apparently paid off," the stablehand says. She nods. "I like the nuances of your technique." Cado now has the third man's arm pinned behind his back. Traveler subdues one of the whipped men the same way. Jack Dullblade, the stout, ale-quaffing tavern regular, steps forward and grabs the remaining intruder. "Hah! Try that again, will ye? I've got you now, you ruffian!" "Nice work, Jack," someone says sarcastically. "What'd we do without you?" "I am here to loyally defend this esablisht--eshtablism--this...tavern... from all foes, rascals, rogues and lowlifes!" Jack grins, showing a yellowed and gap-filled set of teeth. "Uh, yes, thanks, Jack," Cado says. "Just hand him over to us..." He and Traveler tie up the men, and send the fleetfooted FIREFLYTE for the constable. Meanwhile, GRAHAM has slipped away to the stables, and mounted her trusty steed Costello. _They went after that man because he was a Viaran...could be me next...I think I'll go into town for a while, till things calm down._ GHOST, dressed in his usual black, emerges as Graham is about to ride off. "Before you go, good sir, take a look at this. I have some merchandise you might be interested in." He pulls the ivory-inlaid riding crop from his bag... User: Traveler Date: 8-Sep 06:34 PM 779049278
III.104 You know, whenever I see the Viarains or whatever it is in the above posts, my mind always insists on reading as the Vivarins, a race of very highly energized hyper people that have a perpetual nervous tic. Go figure!! :) User: Evilgreg sez:: Vivarin helps us play!!! Date: 13-Sep 09:07 AM 779447266
III.105 Actually, Viar is a pun. V.R. :) User: Traveler Date: 13-Sep 11:41 AM 779456496
III.106 (pokes head through velvet curtains) Gimme an espresso. Pronto. (takes espresso and slinks back behind curtain) User: Sven - supertelepath, caffeine junkie Date: 13-Sep 01:24 PM 779462653
III.107 Umm... Mister Supertelepath? What's espresso? It sounds like it's from another kingdom, but we've never heard of it. (How 'bout a Zima?) User: Zylvar Date: 13-Sep 04:09 PM 779472574
III.108 VVC>> Out of the desert ============================================================================= They ride from the east, in a cloud of dust. The grey waters of the Bay still border the Hexsum Sprawl on the west; and the vast Desert still stretches away on the east. During the early 21st century, development has crept slightly past the edges of the arable land around the old City, and a shantytown now trails off into the sand. Past the makeshift huts are abandoned cars and rusting machinery; but these are already half-covered with sand. A few glassy craters mark where Alien craft have landed; now, they usually use the air/spaceport south of the City, like everyone else. Beyond the craters lies the open Desert, and nothing else for untold hundreds of miles. One road comes out of this desert. No one knows exactly where it comes from, though strange travelers have periodically arrived on it, and brave souls have left on it. Few have returned; their accounts have always been strange and contradictory, even as far back as the days of the Crusades. But now, a very definite presence has appeared on the road, at the line where sand and sky meet. The government and corporate satellites in stationary orbit overhead pick it out first, as a glint of white. Anyone watching on the ground sees the dust cloud, then the gleam of the vehicle. Still it nears, now certainly past the deep desert where some say the road is completely covered by sand, now traveling the sections of highway whose pitted pavement has gone unrepaired since the late 20th century. A crowd of adults and children have gathered at the edge of the shantytown. Someone produces a pair of binoculars scavenged from a junkpile. One lens is cracked, but still, everyone is eager to get a few seconds' chance to peer at the approaching visitor. Through the wavering afternoon air, the form of a streamlined white vehicle is taking shape...a hovercraft. "Who is it, Mommy?" a barefoot, tanned child asks. The mother hands the binoculars to someone else, and whispers, "The four horsemen...the pale riders." She gathers up her child and leaves the roadside; several others do the same as murmurs spread. But a few stay. The oncoming hovercraft has disappeared into a dip in the road; it resurfaces much closer than expected, and the drone of its fans is gaining in volume. The sky is a strange mixture of dark clouds and sunny patches, all filtered through a low and omnipresent smog. A wind rises, more than the usual desert ligri, whipping sand painfully into the faces of the watchers. A few more leave--but still, some stay, gathered around a vendors' pushcart. The hovercraft is now on the short stretch of highway that the Transurb Authority bothers to maintain. It begins to slow slightly, approaching some semblance of conformity with City speed limits. Now the onlookers can hear overamplified Wagner blasting from the craft. A toothless, skinny old woman, her black skin hanging wrinkled on her rag-covered body, smiles knowingly. ...The vehicle sweeps past the small group, blasting them with backwash. For an instant, they glimpse figures through the plexiglass windows: pale young men with cold expressions, clad in black, steel-studded leather. Only the driver, an older man with a red face beneath a yellow-white buzzcut, has the ghost of a smile on his face... The sounds of opera stretch out and fade as the hovercraft speeds past them into the Sprawl. The old woman cackles at the sky. User: Traveler: Post-Apocalypse Calypso :) Date: 13-Sep 04:54 PM 779475323
III.109 Um... Trav... Only Death was the Pale Rider... User: Perigrine: Purify! Purify! Purify! Date: 13-Sep 07:36 PM 779484972
III.110 Who cares? That was incredible! User: SYLVAR Date: 13-Sep 11:41 PM 779499661
III.111 Nitpicking Monkeyboy: _________________________________________ | | | PPP OOO EEEEE TTTTT III CCC | | P P O O E T I C | | PPP O O EEE T I C | | P O O E T I C | | P OOO EEEEE T III CCC | | | | L I C E N S E | | ------------------------------------- | | This document entitles the bearer to | | be nonliteral, metaphorical, vague, & | | artistic. Don't like it? Too bad. | _________________________________________ User: Traveler wonders why some ppl read this board...to look for mistakes? Date: 13-Sep 11:45 PM 779499990
III.112 ...The dust of the road to Hexsum is warm as the Fireflyte pads along with a catlike gait...She runs easily, but is still almost winded when she reaches the lookout post at the outskirts of the city. The flies buzz comfortably above the snoring form of the guard there. Caitlin smirks. Padding up close, she pauses, then lets out a bloodcurdling cry, like a banshee under the blacksmiths' forge...the guard starts up with a yelp, "Murther! Halp! Demons!..." he cries, before seeing the young girl laughing nearby..."'ere, now,...that was nae nice, lass..." "...And sleeping on the job will get ye the strop from Old John yet, Billy Andersson...come on, we've 'ad a row up at th' pub....." "Aw, bloody blazes,...what 'appened?" "Three o' Venkman's men tried to pummel a Viaran who was havin' a drink there..." The guard looks uncomfortable. "An' what do ye want *me* to do about it?" 'Flyte's eyes glitter sharply, "I *expect* ye to do the job you were hired for,...or are your wages nay from Hexsum anymore?" The guard's sweating face went dark. "I'll have you mind yer tongue, wench,...my fealty's clear and unquestioned..." "Then move yer arse and get to th' tavern, before the brigands wither of age...!" Billy screws up his face in a wry grimace. "Ye've too much of yer mother's Irish in ye..." 'Flyte grins, and offers a hand to help the guard to his feet. He heads off on an old pot-bellied bay, and she dashes off to check in with her half-brother at the shop, before returning to the inn. User: Fireflyte... ...wonders what she might overhear in town,... Date: 14-Sep 11:23 PM 779585032
III.113 VVC>> On the prowl =============================================================================== In his drafty apartment by the downtown cathedral, The Orphan putters over his two laser turntables and crates of old vinyl. He lacks the hand-ear-eye coordination he once had; no longer can he spot the percussion breaks on a song by the texture of the grooves, or spin a record backwards and release it at the exact moment to sync it with another one. But he still likes to play. The pitch-control sliders are easy to work; he can speed one song up slightly and slow the other one down so that the two intertwine, with strange harmonies and oddly meshed rhythms. Tonight he spins Orbital's "Halcyon," built around a sample of an ethereal woman's voice, together with a old hard house remix of the Pet Shop Boys' "Liberation." The trance and the funk are blending in interesting ways, until a strange roaring from the street begins to drown them out. The Orphan hits "|| PAUSE" and goes to the window. He's never heard an engine sound like that before...or almost never. But by the time he draws aside the curtain, he only glimpses the tail end of a white vehicle swishing around the corner. He returns to his sound system and hits ">> PLAY"... ...The white hovercraft speeds through the surface streets of Hexsum City, having just left the pylonway overhead. "'Ere now, throttle down, eh? Y'want th' coppers on us?" says the older, platinum-blonde-haired man from the back seat irritably, to the current driver, one of the younger punkish types. "We're jammin' traffic monitor signals. You know that, Larko!, you installed the bloody circuit last week," the Cockney-accented driver says. "Yeh, well, b'lieve it or not, Plague, they still 'ave street patrols. A bike man sees us, we're through." The driver sighs, and shifts gears; the craft's noise and speed levels drop quickly. Larko! nods approvingly. "Now, t'th' business at 'and. What 'ave we got?" "Not an 'ole 'ell of a lot," says the thin man in the passenger seat, with green mohawked hair. "Ripples in th' time continuum again." "Yeh, Famine, but they're comin' from 'ere, our old stompin' ground," says the punk next to Larko. His hair is jet black, his skin is almost white, and an eye of Horus is drawn (tattooed?) around one of his eyes. "Wouldn'a made the bloody desert crossing otherwise." "Don't forget--the City's one o' the Aliens' regional 'eadquarters on Earth," emphasizes Larko!. "I'm of a mind they're connected with the ripples." "All roit, so where th'ell am I goin'?" says Plague. "And does anyone 'ave a fag? I'm jonesin'." "Things'll kill ya," says the punk next to Larko!, but produces a pack of cigarettes, bearing a skull and crossbones, and hands them to the driver. "We could go ta th' Cafe...if it's still 'ere," says Famine. "Neg," says Larko!, tapping at a keyboard beneath a small screen set into the back of the driver's seat. "It's changed 'ands. An unfriendly place now." "I like unfriendly places," mutters Famine. "'At's where I've met all my friends." Plague smiles, and cracks his knuckles. "You blokes want a bar brawl, there's time later. Roit now, we cruise... take some readings...do some triangulation," insists Larko!. Plague shrugs, lowers the power window, and flips his cigarette out on to a wet, dark street. User: Traveler: Apunkalyptic Dub :) Date: 15-Sep 09:25 PM 779664417
III.114 VVC: Plots thicken =============================================================================== It is the morning after the minor riot in the front room of the Virtuous Vagabond & Comrades. The anti-Viaran thugs have been hustled off by the constable, and the traveler they assaulted has fled back north to his homeland. TRAVELER and CADO are discussing this and other things over breakfast, alone in the Red Room. "It was amazing, what Orfeo did last night," the bouncer says, looking at the front of the room. "I've never seen any performance on that stage to rival it." "Believe it or not, it was his idea," Trav replies. "He whispered it in my ear. So I did as he suggested, and invited everyone in here to listen to him play." The young prodigy's carved flute had spoken to the fearful crowd, and quickly charmed them. It had a dusky contralto voice, like a woman singing lullabies, and the music he played on it was so beautiful it was almost painful. It had made Traveler, Cado, and more than a few of the others present think of all the mysterious dreams they'd never understood. "I'll go along with those who say the boy's not all here," the tavernkeeper continues now. "But only if they mean that some part of him is far away in another place and time, giving him the vision to play music like that." Cado nods. "...Another place and time," he says softly. Then his eyes refocus, and he snaps back to attention. "But enough about that. I have some important things to tell you, Trav. They aren't strictly meant for your ears, but--I trust you." "So that's why you wanted to eat in here. Go ahead." "Well, you may have been wondering why I returned from the Crusades before most of the rest of the armies." Traveler nods. "Actually, I was sent here." "By...whom? The Duke?" Trav asks, puzzled. Cado nods soberly. "Rumors have reached him--even far off in the Holy Lands--that there might be a plot against him here in Hexsum, during his long absence. As a member of the Duke's Guard, I was sent to investigate. I'm to go into town tomorrow and talk to the Duke's ministers who are ruling in his absence." "But what if they're in on the plot?" The bouncer sighs. "That's the problem. I have to poke around carefully. But perhaps you can tell me...have you heard anything?" Trav leans his chair back and looks at the ceiling for a moment before speaking. "Hmmmmm...there's all this anti-Viaran feeling stirring lately, and it almost seems orchestrated. If I had to guess by whom, I'd say Lord VENKMAN. But I don't know if that would have anything to do with plots against the Duke." "One more thing: there is one man here that the Duke trusts. His name is ROLAND. Have you heard of him?" "As a matter of fact, I think so! He came by here briefly a few weeks back. He had something to do with that lunatic RECYCLER, the one living in the stone circle out front. But I don't know where he is now." "Guess I'll have to search." Cado drinks from his mug, which holds the bitter brown liquid John Waller has been brewing lately. "What is this stuff of SYLVAR's?" "Ask him about it. Some old sailor in town gave him a bunch of odd plants ...he's been growing them over on ALBATROSS' farm. This stuff is made from some beans. All I know is, one cup in the morning keeps me going half the day..." ;) User: Traveler Date: 20-Sep 00:08 AM 780019746
III.115 VVC>> Dealing with the devil (Pt. I) =============================================================================== DRAKEHART and VISION stand in a chamber somewhere beneath The Pit, facing the holographic projection of an artificial intelligence named Osiris. "I'm looking for answers," Drakehart says, simply. "I figure you can help me with that...after all, you're made of information, aren't you? And you live in a sea of it." "Do not attempt to convince me that you sought me out simply to serve as a data-retrieval agent," the shadowy, feminine form says. "In fact, I estimate a very low probability that you knew anything of my existence before entering this room. You are bluffing." The projection suddenly morphs into a sleekly muscled man of similar appearance, and turns toward Vision. When it speaks, its voice is only slightly deeper. "This other one, however--I think he had some idea of what he was looking for." Vision looks contemptuously away from the projection as he speaks to it. "I've taken a lot of pounding in my day. But being an out-and-out pawn... well, I don't take well to that. I knew there was a game going on. I came to find the chessmaster." "Perhaps you chose a showdown with the Queen a little too soon," Osiris says, reverting to female form. "Perhaps I figured I'd get to the King right away, instead of dealing with the other pieces." The AI laughs, and its form ripples. "Not possible. But...there are things I want. If you help me get them, I have considerable resources with which to compensate you." Drakehart looks over at Vision, warily. The null boxer shrugs faintly. "What can humble wetware such as ourselves possibly do for you that you can't do yourself, Great One?" the refugee from the 20th century asks. "By virtue of your nature, you have access to places I can never go." "But the Net is linked to everything. Except..." Drakehart trails off. "The aliens' systems. Yes, they are completely insulated from the human Net. But they have their uses for humans." Osiris spontaneously becomes male again. "You will go to the Human Processing Center, Terminal Seven, Hexsum Aerospace Facility, tomorrow at 11 am. Someone will meet you there with the appropriate papers. You will be accepted as volunteers, and paid the usual." "Some of those volunteers have gone into the alien compound and never come back out," Vision says... User: Traveler: Underworld Mix Date: 20-Sep 04:05 PM 780077139
III.116 A woman cloaked in a dusty cloak wearily enters the VVC. "Rum and coke," she asks the curvacious barmaid. "They haven't been invented yet," the barmaid replied. "Mead, then." The barmaid served the woman, thinking that there was something familiar about her face. "You look as though you've traveled a long way," she said. "We have rooms available, if you wish a place to stay for the night." "Thank you, that would be excellent. And yes, I have been off to the Crusades." The woman pushed back the hood of her cloak. "It's terrible. Resumes, interviews-- I mean, swords, blood, dying men... I'm glad to have returned." "I see," the barmaid replied. "You do look familiar." The woman smiled, and the lines of exhaustion on her face smoothed. "My name is Daricelle du Vin. I left here a while ago, with Sir Zoroaster... I have returned because he said he forgot something, something that I alone do for him." "What was it?" "He didn't turn in his Hardee's(TM) badge. They're threatening to chop him into 32 pieces and fry him." User: Dark Lady, the unemployed but creative Date: 20-Sep 06:37 PM 780086282
III.117 VVC>> Dealing with the devil (Pt. II) ============================================================================== "Do not be alarmed. I know something of the aliens' operations already. I have seen to it that you will be in no great danger. Keep in mind that it would be of no benefit to me if you did not return." "What are we supposed to do while there?" Drakehart asks. "Mostly simple labor, of the kind that most workers for the aliens have reported doing. But you will come close to certain sensitive areas. I need information, and if possible, a physical artifact." "They'll never let us smuggle anything out!" "If things go according to plan, it will be possible." "And how will we know what to look for?" "I can only give you two key words: Emit Flesti." "What?" "There is no further data. Do you accept?" Drakehart steps forward. "You still haven't been specific about what you can offer us." Vision pulls him aside and whispers. "This is a Class IV AI, man. It can pull bytes from just about any system it wants to. I'm not telling you to trust it...I'm just saying it can do what it claims." "I want proof," Drakehart says in a normal voice. "Osiris, what can you tell me about...about the history of this building? Specifically, an event in the early-to-mid 1990s during which a large number of people disappeared." "Working." A second later, it points to a square that appears to hover in the air in front of the two men. Text scrolls on to it, and Drakehart reads for a moment. "There's nothing here I haven't already gleaned myself, and I hadn't hacked a system for decades before yesterday," he says with a snort. "Brain the size of a planet, and you're just using it to park cars, so to speak. Try harder or no deal." "It will take time to penetrate and search classified databases. I can have a report for you when you complete the mission, however--" "No. I want a printout of your initial findings when we meet your agent at the terminal in the morning." "Agreed." Abruptly, the hologram vanishes, and the two men are alone. They don't talk till they've already left The Pit far behind. "Let's assume for the moment that it's right, and we can enter the alien compound and return," Drakehart says as they ride in a rented groundcar. "What are its motives? Might we become disposable after this mission?" "For that matter, who owns it? And why does it own The Pit?" the null boxer says. Drakehart does not reply; other questions burn more deeply in his brain. _Where *did* everyone go?_ He looks out the window at the dull landscape of the Dredge, but what he sees is a face in his mind. _Where did...*she* go?_ User: Traveler Date: 21-Sep 03:15 PM 780160528
III.118 And now... a rather unexpected turn of events... Bet you didn't expect ME! ... / ;::::; / ;::::; :; / ;:::::' :; ;:::::; ;. ,:::::' ; OOO\ ::::::; ; OOOOO\ ;:::::; ; OOOOOOOO ;::::::; ;' / OOOOOOO ;:::::`. ,,,;. / / DOOOOOO ;;:::::::::::;, / / DOOOO ;;;|________| / / DOOO | ____ \ ,#/ / DOOO | | \ ::# / DOOO | \ \ ::# / DOO | \ \_::#/ DOO | \ ::## OO | \____:::# OO | ;::# O | | | | human heart | | goes here _______ | \ | / \ | \ v / | | \___________/ / | \ / / \ / / \ / /__ |____________________|___________| User: Sylvar, ascii surgeon to the cliches Date: 22-Sep 04:25 AM 780207966
III.119 AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! :) The First Law of MBBS: There is only a finite supply of new jokes on the boards. However, there are infinite ways in which they can be recombined... User: Traveler: Death-Mool Mix Date: 22-Sep 12:17 PM 780236270
III.120 VVC: Know when to hold 'em... ============================================================================== Until now, TRAVELER has had little opportunity to examine the book on the Tarot that LYDIA recently gifted him with. But for the last few hours, he's been sitting in the Blue Room reading up on the deck and its various cards. The cards he's been finding--amazingly, they all seem to be part of the same set--are spread out on the table in front of him. Some paper and a quill pen in a bottle of ink are nearby. "No question," the tavernkeeper murmurs to himself. "Each time I find a card, it seems strangely linked to something." He puts down the book, picks up the quill, and begins writing out a chart: SUIT CARDS FOUND PERSON OR EVENT CORRESPONDENCE Cups Queen Mistress DARICELL Both found at her house Knight Sir ZOROASTER (day he took her away) Page ECSTASY Found behind her bar King Jack Dullblade Found under his table II, III, IV, Full moon party Found near bowl of GHOST's V, VIII, IX, X punch that got us all drunk! "It seems quite clear what the Cups mean. No surprise I've found so many... this being a tavern, after all." He smiles, then continues: Swords VII Ghost Found when he arrived Page GRAHAM Found when he arrived Knight Me (TRAVELER) Found in my room II Knight who brought Found when he was here news of CADO Ace Sir Cado Found just before his return III, IV, V Other knights Found while they visited VVC "Hmm...associations with conflict and secrecy," Trav says. "And perhaps Viar." Pentacles VII ALBATROSS Found when he visited VIII TIPMO Found when he visited Queen LYDIA Found when she stopped mob attacking Orfeo outside Ace ??? Found in stables "That was just last night, after VENKMAN's men attacked the Viaran in the White Room. I chanced to see Graham head for the stables, and ere he rode off, Ghost sold something to him--but I know not what..." Wands Page PERIGRINE Found outside his room Knight Sir Guy of NORM Found when he visited Ace ??? Found when SYLVAR came back with strange plants from the trader he met in town II, III, IV, Sylvar's plants? Found every time he visits V, VI Albatross' farm to check on his plants "The book tells that Wands are linked with agriculture--and also light-haired folk. It figures..." Trav is about to move on to the remaining cards he's found, all of which are part of the 22 special Major Arcana that don't fall into any suit. But a knock at the door interrupts. "I think you better come out here," John Waller says. "Tipmo just told Albatross the ending of a morality play he hasn't seen yet...they're arguing." Traveler sighs, and puts the cards and book away...for now... User: Traveler: Full House House Mix Date: 22-Sep 02:18 PM 780243531
III.121 VVC: "don't ask me why I'll keep my promise..." ============================================================================ Mistress Daricelle, returned (however briefly) from the Crusades, had been given a clean, private room above the tavern's common area. She took a few minutes to wash away the dust of the road before going to knock on Traveler's door. "Come in, come in," Traveler said. He was studying a spread of Tarot cards which were spread across his table. "Hello, Trav," Daricelle said. "Mistress Daricelle! But I thought... Where's Sir Zoroaster? Did he return as well?" "No, he is overseeing the siege of a Moorish city. My son, Charles, remained with him. I had to return, to ensure that you are storing my wines correctly." "Er, hum, well..." "I entrusted them to your care, Traveler. They must be properly stored, in a cellar where light and heat cannot disturb the aging process. Some of the wines..." She paused. "Traveler, I must have you swear that you will tell no one of what I am about to say." "You have my word, Mistress." "Some of the bottles contain vintages other than fermentations of the grape. It is imperative that they be carefully stored, or their use will not be as it should, and the spells that they can cast will be drastically changed." "Spells? Mistress Daricelle, why do you say--" "I can only tell you what I know. I have been granted the responsibility of caring for them; they are very old, and even I do not know the secrets behind all of them. I have learned more about their nature in the Holy Lands. They have pagan origins, but they are connected to Christianity, and to deeper and darker religious rites that we have not yet begun to fathom." She held out a sheaf of papers, neatly bound with a ribband and covered with notes. "These pages contain the information I was able to find. The bottles, the spells, are more important than I had ever thought; these pages contain the recipes for some. The power to control weather, to divide a man against himself... they are all here." Traveler looked at the sheaf of papers incredulously. "The Do-It-Thyself Grimoire," he read. "What does the D.L. stand for?" "It is my mark. I have had to learn many things, become a new person in order to gain this information. The initials are those of my spellcasting name, The Dark Lady. Do not repeat it," she warned him, as he began to echo her words. "The name itself carries great power." "What would you have me do, Mistress Daricelle?" he asked simply. Daricelle told him. "The Grimoire is yours. I will send more installments when I can, by various couriers. Do NOT let it or the bottles fall into the wrong hands. Yes, the bottles will have to remain here, except one which will return to the Holy Lands with me. Have you any recommendation for a place in which we can carefully store them?" "You said the spells are connected to Christianity?" "On a deep level, yes." "I know of a person who may be a help in this matter. Would you accompany me to the convent of Mother Superior Roark?" User: Dark Lady, with a witch's brew.... Date: 23-Sep 01:58 AM 780285736
III.122 *applauds* Good plot twist! Any of those spells make a good grenadine? User: ECSTASY Date: 23-Sep 07:34 AM 780305672
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III.124 Uh, does this mean we get an IMAX option in Travelogout?... ___ Although the sun bakes the walls of the Virtuous Vagabond & Company, in a small enclosed room John Waller studies by candlelight. Hunched over his book like a starving man hiding a leg of lamb, he reads the fading words of his tome with unbreakable concentration. So it's no surprise to you, gentle reader, that Orfeo has managed to come close enough to him to read over his shoulder. Seeing the topic, he draws in his breath sharply -- breaking the silence. John wheels about in fright, nearly toppling the shy sapling. Orfeo backs away, holding up his hands to deflect a horrible blow. "No, I'm not going to hit you... you just surprised me, that's all. How did you get in here?" John asks. Orfeo's brow furrows, as if he didn't understand the question. "You don't know what I'm saying, do you? I suppose it's safe to tell you, then, especially since you seem an untalkative lad. I am a scholar, and dislike losing any information. I write down everything I can, including which books I have in this study. This morning, I found a new book. It seems to be made of ash -- as if someone had formed it from the element of fire." John Waller closes the cover of the thick book carefully, lovingly. He shows Orfeo -- and us -- the title: "On Unholy Miracles, with a warning to the Reader, that he may not fall to ruin in my footsteps." Orfeo nods gravely, and turns away. He walks to the door, looks back, and opens his mouth. "Be careful," he says, and walks out of the room, closing the door behind him. "You knew what I was saying?" gasps John. He stands, and runs for the door -- only to see that the deadbolt is still closed. "Odd... but he means me no harm," mutters John, and resumes his studies. User: SYLVAR Date: 23-Sep 11:02 AM 780318171
III.125 Later that day, TRAVELER and DARICELL have been to visit Mother Superior ROARK. "I'll have those plans for the cellar done soon, Traveler! Farewell, my dear friend Mistress Daricell! Do come and visit again!" She stands at the door of her room at the convent, and waves as the tavernkeeper and the wine dealer ride back northwards toward the VVC. Then, with a sigh, she returns to her desk. It is actually a large drawing table that is, at this moment, covered with various bits of paper, all scrawled upon in some cryptic manner that only she can read. "Wine cellars, cellars, barns, church towers...Am I the only one in this town who can draw? I think I should close up shop here and go into business for myself. But I don't know who's worse -- nasty clients or the archbishop," she says to herself. Suddenly, there is a knock at the door. It startles her, and between this and going to answer her caller, she manages to cover the floor of her chambers in papers and plans. "Why, Mr. Albatross! What a pleasant suprise!" She rushes to greet him with an friendly embrace. "What can we do for you here at Mother Roark's Nunnery and Design Emporium? Wh--? Carrying such baggage? Are you going on the Crusades too? Or is that this month's tithe in those new vegetables of SYLVAR's...what were they called...potatoes?" He tries to laugh, but can only muster a small stifled chuckle. "I'm terribly sorry to interrupt what seems to be such...er, productive work, Mother Roark, but I thought I'd tell you that..." He turns for a moment. "That I'm leaving." Roark can only stare, mouth agape in shock. "Le-leaving!? But where will you go? Who will farm your land? Why?!" "I can't stay here right now, M'Lady. I have fought too much, and made many enemies. No one will hear what I say without taking sides. I can't talk about the price of tea in Flanders without someone bringing up an old quarrel. Folk here hold many grudges, and I don't wish to be one of them. LYDIA has arranged for someone else to take care of my farm. I must go...for now." He brushes a tear from her cheek, and kisses her hand. "Farewell, Mother Roark. Perhaps I shall return..." "Yes, perhaps..." User: Roark (via Traveler) Date: 25-Sep 03:32 AM 780463943
III.126 TRAVELER has come back with DARICELL from the convent; the wine dealer is now setting out to return to the Holy Lands, and the innkeeper is riding with her as far as the beginning of the desert road east of the City. CADO sees them off, and satisfied that they are well underway, turns and goes back to the tavern. Something just still isn't right about what is going on. X greets him at the bar and hands him a pint of strong ale. He gratefully accepts the warm mug and hands her a shilling. She refuses it with a warm smile. "On the house, good man. You've had quite a journey, eh?" He nods somberly, pocketing the shilling again. "I only wish I had more to tell..." X leans over and rests on her elbows, giving the bouncer a wink. "P'raps some things are best forgotten." <> he thinks, as he sets down the empty glass. Still, there's something in the back of his mind that just isn't right. It's as if he doesn't belong there... But this *is* his home... he's worked here for years...and he was only away for a little while...why doesn't it feel right? He decides that maybe he should take a short nap to clear his mind. He rises up and nods to X, thanking her graciously. He takes a short moment to peer out the door at the surrounding area. <> He turns around and heads up the stairs toward his room. As he lies on his bed, watching the patterns of reflected light on the ceiling, he drifts off slowly...thoughts intertwining and swirling around. He manages to try to put a few together before he falls completely asleep... ...there is still the strange image he saw before...a gate...a portal...something...he feels like he is rising up; flying...he *is* flying...there is a powerful presence...somewhere...where?...there...he flies toward it...attacking it...why?...what is happening?...he hears a soft roar beneath him...waves...water...an ocean...he looks up...there it is...the presence...the magic...it tries to overcome him...he fights it...the portal...he heads for the portal...closer...closer...closer... ...there! CADO sits up with a start, sweat rolling down his face... He looks around nervously, but all is as it was before. He buries his face in his hands, nearly sobbing. <> A precarious wind suddenly picks up outside his window. He looks up, rises from the bed, and goes to look out. A bit of a strong breeze blows by, carrying a few light dead weeds, bits of floating hay, a seed or two... ...Cado is caught by surprise as a small card blows into the window, landing exactly in the center of his bed. <> He picks it up gently, noticing the pattern on the back. <> He studies the pattern on the back of the card for a few moments. He had only come in contact with Tarot once before... A gypsy... Madame Naola, as she called herself... He had scoffed at her predictions and thought nothing more of them... until now... what did she say? "...you are out of your time..." Slowly, nervously...the thoughts of her voice echoing in his head...he turns the card over to see what it is... He rushes out of his room...down the stairs. "Trav! Where are you? Trav!" He stops at the bar. "Ecstasy...have you seen Traveler? I must find him!" ECSTASY shakes her head. "I think he went to see Lady Lydia...but I don't expect him back before nightfall." <> He heads for the Blue Room...and fortuitously, or so he thinks, it appears that SYLVAR has left the door unlocked. Once inside, he begins searching everywhere...tables...desk...shelves ... <> In the last drawer he looks, he finds the deck of tarot cards, now about half-assembled. He seizes them hurriedly and rushes out of the room. At this hour of the day, the kitchen is empty, and scullery maid AQUA22 in bed; so he lights a candle and sets the cards down on the heavy wooden table in the middle of the room. <<...think...what was that arrangement the madame showed you?>> He stops for a moment, picks up the cards, and begins to cut them in a circle. Clearing his mind, he precariously picks them up again in a seemingly random order, but with a definite pattern. The deck finally reassembled, he begins laying out the cards one by one, in sort of a cross-triangle arrangement, observing them as he lays them out. Muttering to himself as the pattern of cards begin to form a meaning, sweat begins to bead on his brow and temples, rolling down the sides of his face... ...another card...another...another...It is beginning to make sense. A sword here...a cup there...pentacles here...The fool...The Queen... Finally, he lays the second to last card, completing the form. He holds the very last card in his hand...the one that blew in through his window...and takes a last look at the formation of cards... ...it is all too apparently clear now. Hands shaking, face pouring sweat, he stands up, holding out the last card. Teeth clenched, muscles tensed, voices screaming in his head... "This...must...all...*change*!" He places the Death card face up in the center of the form... ...and in a bright flash of amber light, he is gone. User: Cado Date: 26-Sep 03:04 PM 780591859
III.127 Must have been some good ale.... User: ECSTASY Date: 26-Sep 03:31 PM 780593497
III.128 VVC: A folded hand ============================================================================== The morning after DARICELLe has set out to return to the Holy Lands and Sir ZOROASTER via the desert road, TRAVELER gets up bright and early. Mother Superior ROARK dropped off the plans for the new wine cellar the night before, and Trav wants to get started on the digging as soon as possible. He comes downstairs not long after dawn; at this hour of the day, he's not too well- humored, but the smell of John Wallers's dark brown beverage (which, John has recalled, the old trader referred to as "java") perks him up quickly. In the White Room, he runs into GRAHAM, and they enjoy a mug of this mysterious "java" together. "Good morrow, friend. Haven't seen much of you around lately," the tavernkeeper says. In a lower voice, he continues, "I gather the attack on the Viaran the other night spooked you a bit." Graham smiles tightly. "The climate for those from my homeland is not too friendly here. I'd appreciate it if you told anyone who asks that I'm from Wakefield, to the south...actually, you're the only one who knows my place of birth to be Viar." Traveler glances down at his steaming mug. _He trusts me...I'd love to return that trust, and tell him the secret of my own origins, the secret I've only shared with LYDIA, Sylvar and CADO...but the time may not yet be right._ He looks back up at Graham's bright face, surrounded by close-cut curly hair. "Certainly...I would never betray a confidence," he says. Graham's smile relaxes into genuine friendliness. They chat for several more minutes; then Trav stands. "If you'll excuse me, I have a cellar to dig. But we must do this again--it makes my mornings much more pleasant." He proffers his hand, and Graham takes it, in a warm, prolonged handshake. A moment later, he enters the kitchen, where the excavation is to occur. "Aqua, where's Cado? He's supposed to be here to help dig!" The maid approaches Traveler with a fearful look on her face. "I...I haven't seen him. No one's seen him since last night. Sylvar's out looking for him...but..." "But what?" "I found these when I came down earlier to start cooking." She holds out Traveler's partial deck of Tarot cards. "They were laid out on the table in a circle. I can't explain it, but I got this awful feeling when I touched them. Cado must have been messing with them...I just know something happened to him!" Trav's face is grim. "He shouldn't have been playing with them. Still... they're only cards...I mean...what harm could he do to himself with a deck of cards?" But inside, he is uncertain. _These aren't just any old cards... maybe he has gotten himself in trouble..._ John Waller enters from the stables, breathless. "No sign of him, in the building or anywhere nearby. I even asked some villagers if they'd seen him around...nobody has, since last night." Traveler tries to project confidence. "Well, I'm sure he'll turn up soon. Meanwhile, let's get on with the cellar digging, John. Lydia's supposed to send over some laborers to help. Help me clear the floor over here in the corner." Sylvar moves to help him with the furniture, but shoots him a dark glance as he pockets the Tarot cards... User: Traveler Date: 28-Sep 09:36 PM 780788210
III.129 VVC>> Playing a new game... ============================================================================== ...a whirl of images... things flying everywhere... pentacles... swords... hearts... diamonds... swirling around...almost like a scene from _Alice In Wonderland_... round and round and round... faster and faster... the images start to run together... blurring... colors fly in tight circles... blending... running together... until finally they begin to slow down... becoming a mixed shade of reddish-grey... slowing down... coming down... coming together... redblackredblackredblackredblackred black red black red black red black red black red black red black red black red black red black ... "Red 27!" The dealer picks up the ball from the roulette wheel and places it back on the starting carriage. He pays a handsome sum to the lucky lady in the tight blue jumpsuit who happened to put her last chip on #27, her birthday...then he rakes in the rest of the players' money. CADO looks down as the chips are raked away...vaguely aware that he just lost a small sum of money. <> Alarmed, he steps back. <> Then he notices the rather large stack of chips still in front of him, and a wave of relief comes over him. Still, he decides to pick up the stack and carry it over to the cash-in counter...he feels really strange, and he'd just as soon not be gambling if his mind isn't in it...he could lose a lot of money that way. "Cash or credit?" snaps the woman at the counter. "Credit, please," CADO replies. <> "I.D. Number," the woman retorts. CADO looks up. "Excuse me?" The woman makes an annoyed face at him. "Your I.D. number please?" CADO is befuddled. He says nothing for a moment. The woman loses her patience... "Your I.D. number! Y'know? The one you got when you were born!! For cripes sake, I haven't got all day..." CADO's mind suddenly clicks. "Oh...174H2107-D. I'm sorry...my mind has been wandering all over the place today..." The woman says nothing, but punches a few buttons on her keyboard. Moments later, she hands him a receipt. "Thank you," CADO replies. The woman ignores him. CADO stops at the bar, where a thin, quiet woman in a worker's uniform comes to serve him. <> "Hey Cado! I haven't seen you here in a long time!" the woman exclaims when she sees him. CADO shakes his head a bit... "Oh! Fanny! Wow...I didn't recognize you for a second...My mind must really be going..." The woman smiles and shakes her head. "I don't see how you couldn't...I haven't changed a bit since you left." "So how have you been?" CADO asks, still a little embarrassed. Fanny sighs. "Oh, I'm still here. And I really wish you were, too...this place has just gone to the dogs since you quit." She mixes him a drink and sets it down in front of him. He goes to punch in his number on the barside keypad, but she stops him. "It's on the house." She proceeds to punch in her own number... CADO smiles and takes a sip of his drink. "Ahh...Altairian Avalanche...you remembered." Fanny replies with a grin. "How could I forget? You ordered one after every person you bodily threw out of here...And after awhile, I lost count of both!" User: Cado Date: 29-Sep 12:28 PM 780841742
III.130 humans the scent of humans is in the air i'm so tired of them, but perhaps the deserve another chance at least for a night, maybe a meal will come of it i'll follow the scent darkness broken by light this big black dog wanders into the light his previous master oblivious of his departure the leather lead drags behind a nuisance voices i hear them jovial this brick wall it's mine i'll mark it sleepy long night travelling rest now User: ROTTWEILER Date: 2-Oct 07:15 PM 781125354
III.131 VVC: Reunion ============================================================================= CADO's meddling with the Tarot deck has unleashed some strange forces. Reverberations are still rippling through the spaceİtime continuum; and in out of the way pockets of reality, the resonations have some surprising effects... One such pocket is on a timeline that runs parallel, but alternate, to to the VVC. These pockets of alternate reality pop up from time to time; in this case, the timeline seems to lie somewhere between the past and the future versions of the VVC. If one could observe this timeline from outside, one would see a small crowd of people, gathered in the treeİcovered gardens next to the presentİday Virtual Vax Cafe. They are all waiting for something, expectantly. TRAVELER is there, as are DARICELL, ZOROASTER, GHOST, GRAHAM, and a host of others. Some of the crowd is dressed medievally, others in presentİday semi-formal clothes, and a few display traces of cyberpunk. Through the crowd comes a bearded man; he is not a VVC regular, but hails from a region of cyberspace not too far away. Some know him as Morgan Bluejeans; some simply call him BJ. He calls the group to some kind of vague order. Shortly thereafter, music begins to waft from somewhere nearby, and the crowd splits into two halves, forming an aisle. DRAKEHART joins BJ at the front. Down the aisle comes the fair DELIRIUM, and with her are FIREFLYTE and INLERAH. The members of the procession reach the front and take their places. The onlookers grow quiet as a ceremony begins. The ritual is brief, but elegant in its simplicity; Drakehart and Delirium exchange vows, a cup of wine, and finally rings. The crowd roars its approval, and there is much laughter and merriment. Feasting and drinking will follow, and a special retreat for the bride and groom. It seems as if not only a man and a woman have been married here, but also the past and future of the divided VVC. But this small sidetrack in the continuum, happy as it is, begins to grow dim and blurry. The whirlwinds of time disrupt this enclave of happiness, and though Drakehart and Delirium, in their separate centuries, will know that somehow they have been joined together in a manner that transcends time and space, no one else will recall this event, save in beautiful dreams that trouble the mind and make the spirit ache upon waking... User: TRAVELER Date: 2-Oct 07:42 PM 781126926
III.132 VVC: "TANSTAAFL"* ============================================================================= The cellar digging has been underway for some hours; much progress has been made, and so far, the only mishap has been a broken ankle, suffered by ECSTASY when she accidentally stepped into the excavation. TRAVELER has done his share of wielding shovel, pick and wheelbarrow, İİand of course dealing with the usual crowd of customers, İİbut is now taking a break. He sits in the empty Red Room, and over ale, bread and cheese, contemplates his Tarot deck. "Wait a minute," he murmurs as he thumbs through the cards. "This one wasn't here before...Death. Might it have something to do with...Cado?" He puts the cards down, uneasy, and picks up the leatherİbound volume labeled _Il Tarocci_. Locating the proper page, he reads: The mysterious horseman, Death, rides a well-İbridled horse, and moves slowly across a field. He bears a black banner emblazoned with a mystic rose, which signifies life... "A mystic rose...heh..." Trav thinks of a certain familiar emblem: a sword with a rose twined around it. He skips down the page: DIVINATORY MEANING: Tranformation, change. Sometimes destruction followed or preceded by transformation. The change may be in the form of consciousness. Sometimes it may mean birth and renewal. A knock at the door startles him. "Come in." A tall, bony, hawkİnosed figure enters. "I am Frost, of the Official Ministry of Taverns. Are you the proprietor of this place?" Traveler stands. "I am. What can I do for you? I believe my taxes are paid up, and my license is in orderİİ" "So did we...until we began receiving reports to the contrary." Frost looks around in distaste. "It confuses me why anyone would want to build a tavern so far out of the City in the first place...so close to...Viar. But that is not the matter at hand." "What is the matter at hand?" "Mr. Traveler, do your employees eat lunch?" "Whİ? Of course they do." "I see you were doing so just now. Playing cards, eh?" Frost looks at the cards and book on the table. "Do you really think that the Tarot is appropriate reading material? That's not the kind of image you should be projecting as a tavernkeeper." He sniffs. "But we were speaking of lunch. I am examining these records you submitted to the Ministry, and I see no mention of time off for the midday meal." Trav is puzzled. "Well, no, I didn't mention it in that paperwork. But the employees take their lunch breaks every day, as do I..." "Mr. Traveler, falsifying state documents is a serious crime." "Falsif--what!? I didn't put lunch breaks on the records because I didn't think I had to!!" "Of course you have to! You've known this since you were granted your license by the Official Ministry of Taverns. You obviously failed to read your copy of the rules and regulations." "With all due respect, sir, I was never told anything of the kind." Trav takes the rulebook from Frost's hands and flips through it. "I don't believe lunch is mentioned anywhere in this book. In all the time I've worked here, no one has said anything ab--" Frost sighs with impatience. "Any fool knows that lunch breaks must be recorded. It's too obvious to mention specifically." He snatches the book. "You will correct your paperwork to reflect hours actually worked. But I'm afraid we can't let you off that lightly. We've been receiving various reports about you for some time--reports that you run a sloppy operation, that you are lax about everything around here." "I provide fine service to all my customers!! I _pride_ myself on that!!" "--and that you have been insubordinate to Ministry personnel, including mysilf. There's only one thing we can do. Mr. Traveler, I hereby revoke your tavern license. I expect this establishment to be closed for good by the end of this day. Your disciplinary hearing is scheduled for tomorrow morning at 8 am. That is all." With a sniff, Frost turns and walks out. *"There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch." User: TRAVELER Date: 3-Oct 09:23 PM 781219413
III.133 P.S. Any and all resemblances to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental... User: Traveler ;| Date: 3-Oct 09:24 PM 781219486
III.134 *sigh* User: Roland on the horizon Date: 3-Oct 10:40 PM 781224034
III.135 *hug* User: ECSTASY the crippled Date: 3-Oct 10:50 PM 781224651
III.136 Hawk-nosed? You're liable to get fired for... umm... nevermind. Great writing, of course. And keen, subtle parallels to scurrilous rumor -- false, to be sure, but invigorating images nonetheless. Great stu SHUT DOWN? User: ACK! -- Sylvar Date: 4-Oct 02:41 AM 781238532
III.137 VVC>> Memories... ============================================================================== After saying goodbye to Fanny, CADO decides to look around The Pit. Though he knows it hasn't been that long since he worked here, he feels a strange sense of jamais vu--that feeling that familiar places are strangely foreign. He mounts the steps that lead out of the sunken circular casino at the middle of the building, and enters the dim Grey Room at the front. Small groups of people sit hunched over at tables, making deals--what kind of deals, it's best not to ask. _As long as they don't get out of hand, I don't--I didn't--interfere_, the ex-bouncer remembers. He wanders clockwise into the Ultra-Violet Room, where lone figures sit at comm terminals, making calls or jacking into the Net. Thanks to discreet payments to the Hexsum Comm Authority, these phones are untraceable. Other users here are plugged into VR sets, their eyes twitching under lightly closed lids, as computer dreams envelope them. Cado proceeds to the X-Ray Room at the back of the building. _I never spent much time here_, he recalls. Bodies are sprawled on couches and floor mats; glassy-eyed stares indicate the chemical trances in which the inhabitants of this room are lost. He quickly hurries on to the Infra-Red Room, where a strip show is getting underway. _At least this place is always lively...everyone's enjoying themselves...but wait...something's missing..._ He turns and hurries back to the X-Ray Room. _There...that chair in the corner._ He stops a passing waitress. "Where is he?" "Where's who?" Cado points to the chair, his mind blank. "Him! The--the one who sits there!" "The old man? The Orphan? I dunno...the doorman said he was spooked, 'cuz someone shot at him the other day. He didn't come in this morning." She shrugs and walks away. Cado tries to remember why the Orphan is so important to him...and his mind begins to swim...he sees a burning ship...a cliffside temple...a collection of faces he knows, and yet can't name, in this very building, once upon a time...decades ago? centuries ago? "Where are they?" he hisses. A security assistant comes up and takes his arm. "You ok, man?" "Y-yeah, yeah, I'm fine," he lies. "I, uh, just need to get out of here. I was supposed to meet someone." Cado hurries to the Ultra-Violet Room, and looks up an address in the public database. "Downtown...on Cathedral Avenue..." He clears the terminal, stands, and hurries out. User: TRAVELER Date: 4-Oct 07:07 PM 781297668
III.138 Hey...you know, if I'm not mistaken, it was exactly one year ago today that this whole mess started... :) Happy Birthday, VVC! User: Traveler Date: 4-Oct 09:39 PM 781306758
III.139 wasn't this fueled in part by a very interesting night in the weil hall lab with lee and darice and me? *sigh* User: ECSTASY Date: 5-Oct 00:47 AM 781318050
III.140 VVC: Uncertain signs ============================================================================== "'Ey! TRAVELER, me lad, who was that tall fellow just swept outta here?" asks Jack Dullblade, as Trav walks solemnly into the White Room. "Told me I 'ad to take my feet off the table, and when I said 'e 'ad no right to tell me that, 'e said 'e did too!" "That was Frost, of the Official Ministry of Taverns, and he probably does have the right...whether or not it's in the rulebook..." Trav looks across the patrons eating and drinking, but feels too depressed to say anything to them about the imminent closing of the tavern. Instead he goes into the kitchen. The cellar excavation proceeds apace, but everyone stops working when they see the look on the tavernkeeper's face. "What's wrong? You look like you've just seen the Grim Reaper," says John Waller. "Maybe I have, SYLVAR." Traveler sits down. "It was an official come to revoke my license for doing some paperwork improperly. The Virtuous Vagabond and Comrades has been ordered to shut down at the end of the day." There are cries of protest and gasps of outrage. He explains the situation briefly, and as the news sinks in, anger gives way to a general mood of despair. "There's...there's no appeal, then?" asks PERIGRINE. "There's a hearing tomorrow morning, at the Ministry in town. But it sounds like a done deal." Trav feels oppressed by the silence that follows. "So, how's the digging coming?" he says, to lighten the mood. "Fine," grumbles ECSTASY, "but what's the use of digging a cellar for a tavern that's been shut down? Did I sprain my ankle for nothing?" Traveler sighs. "I still have an obligation to store Mistress DARICELLe's wine. We made an agreement during her recent visit. Don't worry--I'll pay you to finish the digging. In fact...what the hell, I'll keep all of you at your normal salaries as long as I can. I've got a bit saved up--" "Thank you, Trav, but we don't need charity," says Sylvar. "Who said anything about charity? I'll keep you all working as hard as ever!" He smiles faintly. "Who knows, maybe I can pull some strings and get this thing reversed quickly." But inside, he is not hopeful. After a few more remarks, he retreats to the Blue Room. There he finds Orfeo, who is poring over some music manuscripts. "You can't read that, can you?" Trav asks him. In response, the boy takes up his flute and begins to play. The tavernkeeper smiles and shakes his head. "I keep underestimating you." The flute clatters to the floor abruptly, and Orfeo doubles over; Traveler rushes to his side. "What's wrong?" <> "Cathedral..." gasps Orfeo. "But...not same. Closed. Everything... dirty. Metal buildings. Strange...carriages...smoke..." <> "CADO!" Orfeo says. "I see...Cado...on the steps of the church..." "What else do you see?" Traveler presses. "Do you see the broken window, like last time?" But the young man shakes his head; the vision is gone. User: TRAVELER Date: 5-Oct 06:26 PM 781381615
III.141 "By the pubes of Mary!" John Waller mutters. "What the Scrotch is in that kid's pants?" "Would you care to keep a civil tongue?" asks Mistress DARICELLe, prying a rock from the earth with a spade. "We're not all as unholy as you are, you and your books of deviltry." Waller's face darkens slightly. "Pardon me. I was talking to myself. Anyway, my library is certainly not deviltry. My studies may help us to win back our license. Oh, what a world of profit and delight, of power, of honor, and omnipotence, is promised to the studious artisan! I use powers the nuns don't like to talk about, but I do it for our sake, for Good, not Evil." "Yet you do practice magic, don't you? Don't you practice magic, son?" insists DARICELLe. "You know what that does? It kills your soul, boy. You're going to go to Hell for all the good your magic may do you." "Want to know something?" he teases. Orfeo, in a ball, springs suddenly back into motion in outrage. He looks up at John. The boy's face is tense and contorted, as if his grimace could wall in a secret. TRAVELER pays but little attention, fascinated by the hint of salvation for the Vagabond. "Yes." "The appeal is decided by a cruel man. He wears the color of death even on a warm spring day, and loves only havoc." TRAVELER turns to the audience. "Somehow," he deadpans, "I knew he was gonna say that." User: JOHN WALLER Date: 6-Oct 03:33 AM 781414404
III.142 Sylvar: Nice pseudo-Shakespeare. But how can Daricelle be digging the cellar at the same time that she's journeying back to the Holy Lands? :) (Also, she just gave Trav a book of magic spells--she's not anti-magic...) User: Traveler Date: 6-Oct 11:51 PM 781487508
III.143 VVC: Faces behind faces... ============================================================================== TRAVELER rises before dawn the next morning. His sleep was haunted by images of a wedding...it seemed that DELIRIUM was getting married, to some man he knows but can't place. Everyone at the tavern, including himself, was there, but some wore different clothes, and the VVC looked different. Woods and a garden...and the Bay right against the back wall, instead of a hundred yards away...He files the dream away in his memory with the nightmares about a burning ship and the beautiful visions of a faery circle of music and light. Cold water from the basin in his room, splashed across his face, turns his thoughts elsewhere. After a thorough breakfast (_I certainly never skimp on mealtimes_, he thinks wryly; _that's what got me into this trouble in the first place..._), he saddles Raindancer in the stables, mounts, and sets out for the City. Upon leaving, he notes a strange but friendly-looking dog hanging around. His journey takes him past ALBATROSS' farm, currently tended by someone else, and across VENKMAN's estate. Soon the bustle and smell of the town is near, and he enters one of the 12 broad gates in the great City wall. It is not hard to find the Official Ministry of Taverns; soon he is inside and sitting in front of the review board. The board consists of an old woman furtively scratching notes on parchment with a quill pen, Frost, and a gaunt black-clad man with a scar on his jaw whom Trav recognizes as a Ministry inspector. Frost raps a gavel. "I've already spoken to you. You know the charges against you. What do you say?" Trav says calmly, "You've already shut me down. Obviously this has been prearranged. What is the purpose of this hearing?" "A formality, Mr. Traveler...but formalities are important to observe..as you have learned." Frost smiles thinly. "Now, for the record: what do you have to say for yourself?" "I know the moves I'm supposed to make," Traveler says placidly, "and I know the board. But lately I've begun looking out beyond the edge of the board...at a bigger game." "Beyond the edge of the board?" Frost's eyes flick to a map on the wall, showing Hexsum and the surrounding territories, then back. "What game?" "The sound of the wind in the trees...the wisdom of fools...what we fear in our nightmares...and what lies beyond our dreams." Frost sneers. "There was a chance, a miniscule chance, that I might have reversed the judgement against you at this hearing. But a man who won't even make a case for himself--who won't even try--isn't going to get help from me!" The tavernkeeper's face is clear and peaceful. "These are things which I cannot control. I am completely confident in the rightness of my actions." Frost slams his gavel down in disgust. "The judgement stands. Your license to keep a tavern in the duchy of Hexsum is permanently revoked. Now, get out of my sight." Traveler stands and leaves. As he is mounting Raindancer and preparing to ride off a few minutes later, something odd catches his eye: the third member of the review board is standing at the side entrance of the Ministry, speaking with two other men. Trav watches closely; recognition dawns on him. "That's Sir Guy of NORM...and Archbishop MacGillicuddy!" Small money purses change hands, then the group breaks up. Traveler hurriedly rides away, pondering what he has seen... User: TRAVELER Date: 7-Oct 00:28 AM 781489730
III.144 MISSING: The VVC Update, Part 1
III.145 THE VVC UPDATE (Part 2) -------------- * DRAKEHART, unlike everyone else, decided he just had to zap himself FORWARD in time to a gritty, cyberpunk future (thus giving me a big plot headache!). VISION joined on as a washed-up cyborg boxer. They've found that the future incarnation of the VVC is called The Pit--a sleazy dive with none of the original cast, except... * DJ Orpheus. He split in half: going into the past as a flute player named Orfeo, and living on into the future as an old man named The Orphan. He's been waiting for one of the VVCers to show up for years...and now Cado has. * Almost done! Two more things: The Pit is owned by an artificial intelligence program named Osiris, who has made some kind of deal with Drake and Vision. Also, the future earth has been host for some years to mysterious aliens. Osiris has promised to help Drake and Vision find what happened to the other VVCers--if they will do some spying in the aliens' compound. * Oh yeah...P.S.: Larko and the Four Punks of the Apocalypse have shown up, too, but if you don't know who they are, don't worry about it. :) Believe it or not, I think I've roughly figured out how to untangle this mess, and get us back to the present day (which I really miss!). Stay tuned, loyal (and not-so-loyal) readers... User: TRAVELER Date: 7-Oct 02:50 AM 781498227
III.146 My...'tis QUITE the tangled web. Weave on...weave on. 8) User: Enterprise..."Orbiting the VVC" 8) Date: 7-Oct 10:28 AM 781525755
III.147 a dog awakes shakes himself and stretches looks at his surroundings a doorway is close bye cautiously he enters quiet in the daylight it's cool and dark inside a human notices him this one fears....growl another calls to him a calming voice he goes up to her she takes him by the paw and notices how worn the pads are he whimpers licks her hands she gives him something to eat he is famished and pleased User: ROTTWEILER Date: 7-Oct 12:08 PM 781531734
III.148 And now for the official VENK Notes(tm) version of people who (N)ext through the VVC: VENKMAN: Wishes it would die. TIPMO: Thinks it makes those Alabama rednecks look literary by comparison. NORM: Says it sucks. Is just bitter. VISION: Too drunk to remember anything except that beer is his friend and love is evil. TREKKER: Never gets THAT bored at his temp job, or on his his new temp computer, or with his temp girlfriend... LOCUTUS: Too busy getting paid for taking naps in his office. User: VENKMAN Date: 7-Oct 02:28 PM 781540128
III.149 ECSTASY's past ankle is healing well and she should be healed by the morrow. User: ECSTASY Date: 7-Oct 03:40 PM 781544420
III.150 VVC: By hook or by crook... ============================================================================== GHOST has spent the morning in the City, picking pockets and collecting various goodies from merchants' carts at the market. Now his black backpack (which inexplicably has the words THE CURE embroidered on it) is filled with enough stuff to buy him and Sir BELGARATH another month at the VVC. "Of course that nice little riding crop covered this month's payment pretty well," he says to himself. "The thing was valuable to begin with...then I jacked up the price. But GRAHAM gave me even more than I asked for! He seemed to think it was pretty important..." A low mooing stops Ghost in his tracks. He turns his head...and there, on the other side of a fence at the side of the road, he spies...COWS! "Hi!" he says happily, and goes over to the bovines. He sits on the fence and begins an earnest conversation with them, failing to notice two riders approaching from behind him on the road. They rein in their horses, and dismount quietly. When one knocks Ghost over the head with a wooden club, he doesn't even know what hits him... The thief comes to in the great banquet hall of the Chateau du Venk. The lord of the manor is sitting at the head of the table petting his rabbit; Sir Guy of NORM stands dutifully nearby, and Ghost is tied to a chair at the opposite end. "Wh...wha's goin' on?" he says groggily. Norm holds a cup of wine up to his mouth, and he takes a few restorative swallows. "You are the thief known as Ghost?" Lord VENKMAN asks. "Who you calling a thief? All that stuff in my pack was...uh...donated! I was taking it to Mother ROARK, so she could use it to take care of orphans!" "I'm not interested in your excuses," Venkman says. "Do you think I brought you here to punish you for stealing? No, what I want is information." "Information?" "INFORMATION!" "You won't get it!" "By hook or by crook...we will." Venkman stops, looks puzzled, and goes on. "Look...you tell me what I want to know...or I turn you and your pack of loot over to the Town Constable. Just two teeny little facts are all I need." Ghost sighs. "What do you want to know?" "It's about that riding crop you tried to sell Norm here. First, where did you get it? Second, where is it now?" Ghost looks at the nobleman with a faint smirk, but in truth, he is troubled. _I could get in some trouble here...but it could also mean trouble for Graham, and ECSTASY._ Before he can think of a convenient lie, Venkman rises from his chair, takes the wine cup from Norm, and splashes its contents in the thief's face. "You WILL tell me!" "Hey, boss, you're not gonna hurt him, are you?" asks Norm obliviously. "Just get out of here, Norm. Go start the...hay wagon! Did you bribe that tavern ministry official like I told you to?" "Bribe? I thought it was a tax payment!" "Uh, yesss...right. Look, just find something else to do." Norm shakes his head and leaves. Venkman turns back to the bound Ghost. "Now, I'll ask you again...and again...and again...and each time, I'll ask less nicely..." User: TRAVELER Date: 9-Oct 04:12 AM 781675970