My Friends, Relatives, and Companions

(Or: No, I don't pay them)

As the title implies, these are a lot of my friends and companions. And a few relatives, even. They're in no particular order (except of course my wife is first). There are no entries for those that don't have homepages, or who's homepages I can't locate. So if you have reason to believe you're a friend of mine (usually it's easy to figure out, I'll do things like grab you and shake you or kiss your forehead), and you don't see a link here for you, mail me and let me know.

• Jennifer A. Mercer (my wife)
• Kathie Goldfarb (my mother-in-law)
• Frederick W. Hicks IV (Yes, that Fred.)
• Benjamin Pollack (friend, minister, RPG master)
• Gayle Schlafer (friend, neighbor, sheepshead brethen)
• Donna Snyder (aka Inlerah, the Black Rabbit)
• Larry Oshins aka !
• Mike Cerratto (Another sheepshead brethen and fellow geek)
• David Burdette (fellow Reverend in the FCoC.)
• Bill Mercer (My brother)
• Joseph Patterson (A budding arsonist) Oh, also check out http://www.hppc.com/, his real homepage. Since it's really just his PC, be sure to reload it over and over and slow his machine to a crawl. :)
• Heather White (A goth babe with a really long name) - Be sure to ask her to post the Ugly Stepsister pictures!
• Ben Ostrowsky (Ben Unit #2)
• Skippy Podar (He really isn't that weird)
• Rob Smith (No, not the Rob Smith...)
• Marcus Brodeur (One of those graduate thingys)
• Bryan Slatner aka Dedaparamaxx. (Pascal schmoozer)
• Leon Ingleright (He doesn't really exist)
• Rachel Osbourne (No relation to Ozzy)

Last Modified: May 28th, 1999
Jeff The Riffer aka Jeff Mercer / riffer@vaxer.net