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George Carlin. My favorite comedian. He's a genius.
Abbott & Costello -- especially their world-famous Who's On First routine
Tim Allen I... need... more... POWER!
Dan Aykroyd -- Super Bass-O-Matic '76!
Dave Barry -- who writes for my hometown paper, The Miami Herald
Greg Behrendt
John Belushi -- Donuts, the Breakfast of Champions!
Jim Belushi
Lewis Black: "We shouldn't have a global warming problem. We've got spacemen, we've got rockets, we've got Saran Wrap... fix it!"
Albert Brooks
Mel Brooks
A. Whitney Brown: biting comedic commentary.
Carol Burnett
John Candy -- may God rest his large funny bone
Jim Carrey
Dana Carvey
Andrew "Dice" Clay: "There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out."
John Cleese
Bobby Collins
Bill Cosby
Wayne Cotter: "Can't you just whip something up?"
Billy Crystal
Jim David
Rodney Dangerfield: No respect, no respect at all...
Danny DeVito
Jeff Dunham and Peanut: On a stick!
Bill Engvall: Here's your sign.
Wayne Federman
John Fox
Jeff Foxworthy: Rednecks exist in every state in America. He's united them all.
Al Franken: Yes, I'm convinced Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot.
Stan Freberg
Peter Gaulke
Jackie Guerra
Dale Gonyea -- Help! I'm turning into my parents!
Johnny Hardwick
Pat Hazell
Bill Hicks
Eric Idle
Richard Jeni: "Today I'd like to make a nice beef Wellington. I'd also like to be in a hot tub with Cindy Crawford, but hey, let's be realistic."
Andy Kaufman: the first performance artist.
Garrison Keillor
Gerald Kelly
Laura Kightlinger: Funny. Brilliant. She deserves to be a star. Why hasn't it happened yet?
Craig Kilborn (former ESPN and Daily Show)
Sam Kinison -- may God rest his loud funny bone
Sue Kolinsky
Cathy Ladman
Denis Leary
David Letterman
Jerry Lewis -- Did you know that he was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize?
Wendy Liebman
Bill Maher (Politically Incorrect)
Howie Mandel: I was at his pinnacle of stand-up performance: Gator Growl 1997, Gainesville, Florida. How do you top a room of 70,000?
Jeff Marder
Steve Martin
Kevin Meaney
Dennis Miller
Steve Mittleman
Rick Moranis
Martin Mull -- who I loved as Colonel Mustard in the film Clue
Eddie Murphy
Bob Nelson
Michael Palin
Tom Parks, a University of Florida alumnus
Penn & Teller
Emo Phillips
John Pinette
Paula Poundstone: "I love the smell of cigars. It reminds me of my grandpa just before he died."
Richard Pryor
Brian Regan
Paul Rodriguez (A Million To Juan)
Rita Rudner
Jerry Seinfeld
Garry Shandling
Craig Shoemaker
Martin Short
Sinbad
Bobby Slayton
Jon Stewart: The new host of the Daily Show on Comedy Central.
Mike Sullivan-Irwin -- he needed help after being hooked on phonics.
Judy Tenuta -- she has an accordion too!
George Wallace
Gene Wilder -- who was brilliant in the film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Robin Williams
Steven Wright
I love improv comedy. For almost three years I was a member of Theatre Strike Force, an improvisational and political-activist theatre troupe at the University of Florida's Department of Theatre. I minored in acting -- here's my professional acting resume.