Channel Flipping

Next on BBC One is Barking Mad, the show where Israeli fighters bombed Syrians in Lebanon. The whole world is watching now, waiting to see what will happen next. Will the Palestinians put your hands on the ground! *bleep!* Put ‘em on the ground now! Hey look man, I was just trying to buy some dope! Greg, my parents were just trying to set the turkey free. Come on, Dharma. They worship the arrival of special “cargo” of goods, building sacred ports and airfields to accept these gifts. These Melanesian “cargo cults” kick ass! O my God, they killed President George W. Bush, currently on his first world tour. Protestors are lined up throughout Europe in response to his refusal to sign the Constitution. Amended 27 times since its institution, this document is silky smooth, the pinnacle of lingerie, built to withstand bombardment from all sides. Gun ports are located here, here, and here, covering the entire thigh. This revolutionary machine eliminates fat and is here. Where? Somewhere. It can become anything and anyone. It feeds on your emotions, and thrives on Al Gore. *click*