I didn't write *all* of this toastmovie, just part of it. Lith wrote the rest, as well as this wonderfulessay about toastmaking.
This is a part of an extraordinarily bad story I wrote. I like this bit, though.
Next, a part of another extraordinarily bad story that I wrote.
I recently discovered Pepperidge Farm's Toasting Bread- here is a report.
Lastly, a CUUI chant.