I'm in a small town in England (could it be Bath or Box? hmmmm) and I'm
hungry.  I walk into a little pub and order a pint of ale and ask to
look at a menu.  Not seeing what I want on the menu I order a lettuce
and tomato sandwich.  I hear a little snicker and I glance towards the
end of the bar and sitting there is Peter Gabriel.  The waitress snaps
me back to attention when she proclaims that, "we don't make that, it's
not on the menu."  Not wanting to make a scene I glance back down at
the menu and noticing that it comes with a side of lettuce and tomato I
order a ham and cheese sandwich, "hold the ham."  The waitress says, "I
can't do that, then it wouldn't be a ham and cheese sandwich."  I then
say, "You can't bring me a ham and cheese sandwich without the ham?"
To which the waitress responds, "well, what do you want me to do with
the ham?" I reply, "Anything you want, just don't put it on my
sandwich."  At this point Peter snickers again and speaks up.  "Just
bring her what I'm having."  The waitress nods and disappears
muttering, "what is it with you people and my ham?"  Trying to be
polite I ask Peter what he is eating.  "A ham and cheese sandwich" he
replies.  I am a bit surprised, and in fact, Peter is eating a ham and
cheese sandwich, and it is... hamless!<p>
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