XO's Mast

The Food Service Officer, once again attending mast with a messcook, was confronted with CDR Reiman's (later ADM Reiman) notorious temper. Recognizing the messcook from several previous appearances, the XO picked up the podium and slammed it down, causing the Chicago Plaque on the front to roll away across the deck, and yelling "Seaman _____your ass is grass and I'm the mower!"

Jan H. Carstanjen

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