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Plot - Lots of smart people underwater with a sphere. Sphere makes good fun. My pointless drivel - Cool movie I suppose. Barry Levinson is a good director. There is a bug on my wall. (no relation to the movie).
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Plot - Chow Yun-Fat is too cool for school. He kills with style. My pointless drivel - As an action movie, just average, but Chow makes the movie. Mira is cool too.
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Plot - Jackie Brown and lotso thugs and a bag o money. Everyone wants Jackie Brown. Just kidding. They just want the money. My pointless drivel - It wasn't no Pulp Fiction. And it was boring. And you smell funny.
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Plot - Bond must go kill bad guys. and Michelle Yeoh must help. My pointless drivel - Just another Bond movie, but still lotsa explosions and fightin and dyin and chicks. The franchise lives on...
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Plot - Girl. Boy. Girl and boy fall in love. Ship sinks. The end. My pointless drivel - Kinda hokey little love thing goin on, but you know why it's makin so much money? Because it's gender-friendly. A little love/romance thing for the girls, then at the end everyone dies. Everyone's happy. woohoo!
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Plot - People die. My pointless drivel - Man, this movie will make tons o moneys. I didnt think it was as smart or funny as the first. But it was, like so many winter movies so far, just OK. But now the fun part. THE KILLER IS...................SYDNEY'S BASTARD BROTHER.
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Plot - Ripley goes around actin like she all dat. My pointless drivel - OK movie. Nothing really memorable. I really really hate it when directors put in stupid strobe light/lightning scenes to make it scary or tense or whatever. Give me headache.
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Plot - MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!! My pointless drivel - Same as the first MK, except the fights are a little better. Of course the acting is terrible because good fighters can't be good actors. I would note Van Damme as an example, but he ain't no good fighter or good actor! har har me so funny.
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 Plot - Mr. Bean in America. Hilarity ensues...supposedly. My pointless drivel - This was a comedy? I didn't even laugh once. Admittedly I think British humor is stupid, but Mr. Bean should occasionally amuse. At the very least amuse. man.
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 Plot - Bruce Willis vs. Richard Gere. Willis is the bad guy, Gere is the good guy. Gee. I wonder who will win. Could it be.....THE GOOD GUY?!? My pointless drivel - Kinda boring. Kinda predictable. Kinda stupid. Kinda not even any hot chicks to make it interesting.
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 Plot - The future. Many hot chicks await in Beunos Aires. And they are accompanied by good special effects and Doogie. My pointless drivel - Best special effects flick I've seen yet, but they could get alot better. And that dude, Gary Busey's son, I could laugh at that face all the live long day. Then it would be back to workin on the railroad.
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 Plot - Al Pacino, he's the devil. That bastard. My pointless drivel - I wasn't sure how they were going to make the devil on earth plausible without making it science fiction/fantasy, but I guess they tried. I don't see what the fuss is with Keanu. He ain't that bad an actor. oh well. a decent movie.
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 Plot - Scream with a twist of limon. My pointless drivel - I guess since this movie was targeted for my age group I am supposed to like it or something. Well, it was ok.
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 Plot - Dr. Eugene Sams (Mulder) is a doctor who makes friends with a criminal guy and then steals his hot chick. My pointless drivel - A slick script, but not much in the way of storytelling and character development and all that good junk.
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 Plot - Make a wish, and then you die My pointless drivel - Haha, what a good-bad movie. The whole point is that you make a wish, and the evil genie makes you die somehow from that wish. its worth a rental I think.
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 Plot - Stressed out business dude becomes even more stressed out business dude with people tryin to mess up his hair. My pointless drivel - Good movie. Good movie. Directed by the Seven director guy, good movie. go see it. the end.
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 Plot - Freaky-weird-haunted-space-ship-go-berserko. My pointless drivel - Umm...this movie is weird. It wasn't necessarily scary, but...not normal. There were alot of quick flashes of dead and mutilated people, and talks of hell and such; you know, the usual. Don't go see it if you're epileptic though, man, there were a few strobe light scenes that blinded me blind. I kid you not.
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 Plot - Hmm.... plot...plot is all messed up, but then it all comes together. My pointless drivel - This movie = awesome. What more can you ask for. Neve and hot chick from Starship Troopers get it on, bitch slaps all over the place, cool story, neve and hot chick get it on....
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 Plot - As usual, Jackie got no plot. but when he's not fighting or bein cool, he is supposedly a chef who helps out this annoying australian chick. My pointless drivel - Jackie is cool. the end.
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 Plot - The Dude goes around tryin to trick people and get some money. My pointless drivel - I'm not a big Coen dude so......this movie wasn't all that. They just make all these crazy characters. wow.
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