Fall and Winter Movies 1996

Well, Summer is over and that means less blockbusters and more "sensitive" movies and Christmas specials. But fear not, there are still movies to watch.


Plot: (please see below for plot)
Comments: (same for this too)


Plot: Luke is whiny, Princess is bratty, Solo is cocky, Darth is bad. And then they fly around space.
Comments: This movie is twenty years old. hurray!!!


Plot: Jackie saves the world and kicks butt. What's new?
Comments: I rented this movie from a Chinese rental store and listened to it in Chinese and it still kicked. Go see it NOW!


Plot: Uh-oh, that darned serial killer is on the loose again. Somebody get some bandaids and paper towels!
Comments: This was actually one of the better movies I've seen lately. One of the only movies where you'll be scared and laughing at the same time.


Plot: We're gonna score! It's really gonna happen!
Comments: Shutup you turd burglar. You ass goblin.


Plot: The Borg come and kill you
Comments: Not bad, but they showed most of the action in the trailers. Dont ya hate that?


Plot: GIVEMEBACKMYSON!!!!
Comments: Pretty cool movie, except when the stupid boom (microphone) would keep dropping into the picture.


Plot: Geena is a psycho biatch. yowa!
Comments: This movie gots some action, but overall it was just average. Pretty cool tho, mommy breaks her kid's wrist and daddy wants to kill mommy and kid, and...well, I won't give it away. Not that there's anything to give away anyways. NEXT....


Plot: Bruce Willis kicks everybodies ass.
Comments: This movie is pretty much all gunfire and Willis as a badass. Good if you have time to waste.



Plot: Dr. Moreau likes to make freaks.
Comments: This movie can either be pretty deep or just plain freaky depending on how smart you are. Now go. In fear.

OK, let me just say that you should go out and see Romeo and Juliet. I havent seen it yet, but they sent me a free copy of the soundtrack, so I gotta give props.

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