Fall-Winter 1995

Here are some link to movies that are on the Web. I've only put links to movies that I have seen and would recommend, so there are the crème de le crop, or whatever.

RATING SYSTEM

little calvins Get off that toilet seat now and go see this movie!!
Finish your business on the seat, then go see this.
Wait and see this in the cheap theatres. Or else.
Blockbuster Video material.
Not worth the space it takes up in your brain cells to remember the title.




Broken Arrow Rating
Best Part - John Woo's directing and John Travolta's acting
Worst Part - Howie Long.
Braveheart - Rating -
Best Part - Violence! Blood! Violence!
Worst Part - I don't remember
BATMAN FOREVER Batman Forever - Rating -
Best Part - Jim Carrey
Worst Part - Cheesy dialogue ("Holy rusted metal pipe Batman!" Or whatever he said.)
12 Monkeys - Rating
Best Part - Brad Pitt's character
Worst Part - Why do always show Bruce Willis' butt? Like anyone wants to see that mess.
Pierce BrosnanGoldeneye - Rating -
Best Part - lotsa destruction, the new Bond, that Anatop chick
Worst Part - predictable ending
From Dusk Til Dawn - Rating -
Best Part - Cool dialogue and plot twist
Worst Part - Quentin Tarantino's bad acting
Get the script for From Dusk Til Dawn


Rumble in the BronxRumble in the Bronx - Rating -
Best Part - Jackie does all his stunts!
Worst Part - cheese story
Toy StoryToy Story - Rating -
Best Part - Funny, cool computer animation
Worst Part - ugly kids. Cool toys, ugly kids.
Happy Gilmore - Rating -
Best Part - "Why don't you go to your home?! Are you too good for your home?!"
Worst Part - I have decided that comedies will not get any worst parts ratings because...well..just because.
Ace Ventura 2 - Rating -
Best Part - Jim Carrey
Worst Part - Jim Carrey. I dunno?!? You can't rate this movie.

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