Get off that toilet seat now and go see this movie!! | |
Finish your business on the seat, then go see this. | |
Wait and see this in the cheap theatres. Or else. | |
Blockbuster Video material. | |
Not worth the space it takes up in your brain cells to remember the title. |
Broken Arrow Rating Best Part - John Woo's directing and John Travolta's acting Worst Part - Howie Long. |
Braveheart - Rating - Best Part - Violence! Blood! Violence! Worst Part - I don't remember |
Batman Forever - Rating - Best Part - Jim Carrey Worst Part - Cheesy dialogue ("Holy rusted metal pipe Batman!" Or whatever he said.) |
12 Monkeys - Rating Best Part - Brad Pitt's character Worst Part - Why do always show Bruce Willis' butt? Like anyone wants to see that mess. |
Goldeneye - Rating - Best Part - lotsa destruction, the new Bond, that Anatop chick Worst Part - predictable ending |
From Dusk Til Dawn - Rating - Best Part - Cool dialogue and plot twist Worst Part - Quentin Tarantino's bad acting Get the script for From Dusk Til Dawn |
Rumble in the Bronx - Rating - Best Part - Jackie does all his stunts! Worst Part - cheese story |
Toy Story - Rating - Best Part - Funny, cool computer animation Worst Part - ugly kids. Cool toys, ugly kids. |
Happy Gilmore - Rating - Best Part - "Why don't you go to your home?! Are you too good for your home?!" Worst Part - I have decided that comedies will not get any worst parts ratings because...well..just because. |
Ace Ventura 2 - Rating - Best Part - Jim Carrey Worst Part - Jim Carrey. I dunno?!? You can't rate this movie. |