Miguel Tamayo
11April2006 14:24:52 +0000
WHY CUBANS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS:
- 7:45am is too early for us to be up.
- We are always late, we would have missed all 4 fights.
- Pretty people on the plane distract us.
- We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
- With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
- We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons
down.
- We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
- We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before
doing it.
AND MY FAVORITE ....
- We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
ARE YOU A CUBAN? HOW CAN YOU TELL FOR SURE?
- If you have been hit by a Chancleta.
- If you grew up scared by something called El CUco
- If others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking
- If you light a candle to Virgin Mary on the night before your big test
- If you use your lips to point something out.
- If you constantly refer to cereal as con fleys.
- If your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you for dinner,
even if it's a one bedroom apartment.
- If you can dance merengue, cumbia, or salsa without music.
- If you use margarina instead of olive oil and can't figure out
why your butt is getting bigger.
- If you are in a five passenger car with seven people in it and a
person is shouting subanse, todavia caben!
- if whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab on some
vapor rub (vivaporu) all over your chest and inside your nostrils.
- Your mom packs your lonchera every day even though you're just
turned thirty-two
Send this to all your Cuban friends!!!
You can also send this to
non-Cuban
friends, but if you have to explain more than three items, what's the
point???