In your FAIS
This so call FAIS program is a seminar for little presumably smart H.S. freshmans,
to work on small science projects. They are here for 4 weeks, starting at the middle of
the SSTP summer. They go to half the lectures and half the fieldtrips SSTP go to, though the fieldtrips
are the same, and the color of their FAIS shirts are the inverse of the SSTP. How ironic is it to see
the similarites. Why? Because they are sponsored by the same foundation and the same head as the SSTP's.
They are about a third the size of SSTP, and a third shorter. I really
pity these poor souls. Their curfew is at 10 which is an hour before SSTP, and they are not allowed
to cook. So instead, they live on wheaties every morning. After the program, they can say Look ma, I'm eating my wheaties.
Really is depressing. They do everything in groups and there is absolutely no freedom. And they call this the land of the free.
So what do they do whenver they get free time. Mischievious deeds, what else. And that's when I pity the couselours. Everyday, the couselours would have to
get their hunting gear and go in search of the missing FAIS kids.
Another thing is, they seem to have problems at doing
the laundry. The idea of swirl colored T-Shirts probably came from the likes of these kids.
Their couselours are H.S. seniors or college freshmans. And they expect the us, the SSTP, to pay our dutiful respect to someone who
is not much older than we are. That's pathetic. Another thing about the couselours is that they are shy. Many attempts has been made
to communicate with them by the SSTP kids, none have succeeded even when both manners of respect and roughness were used. It becomes
later on, especially when they are right in front of you, silent
as a lamb.
Top Secret
FAIS, caught drinking
In the year one thousand nine hundred ninety three in the year of
our Lord, the FAIS kids did something that no one, not even the
counselors, would know. During shopping at Publix, some FAIS kids
were roaming up and down the Coke aisle and then they moved over
to the beer section. There they exchange a 12-pack beer with a
12-pack Coke. The beer was hidden in the box and the FAIS kids
successfully escaped. You are probably wondering how I knew. Well
I was one of them. NOT! A little birdy told me. Anyway, they
were caught at the last day and were booted out. They had to be
stupid enough to come in the last day all drunk.
Teen Spirit