ALCOHOL, BEER, VODKA, COFFEE, WINE, MOUTH WASH and COUGH SYRUP

Yes, folks. Some SSTPers find it difficult to stay off drinking for more than a week. When the first week of SSTP past by already, some were trying to commit suicude because of the longing for drinking. They were totally insane. Solution. Some sneaked out of the campus to go to Insomnia at night to get a wiff of beer and Vodka. Insomnia is a cafe bar where the smog is denser than water. There, you'll also find prostitutes. There are prostitutes who would come all the way from Miami to work here and at day time, they would go back. I personally took a random sample of prostitues lying around Insomnia at a given Saturday night and question there being. I still don't know how to calculate the standard deviation of prostitutes from out of town. Anyway, how did I get into the prostitute topic. I thought this was the drinking section.

But there are others who would wait till grocery shopping at Publix, and then they would pick out some beer to drink. Some people who has no money at all and is sufferring terribly (Most of the sufferring and stress comes from paper work) would run to the bathroom and gulp down a whole bottle of listerine or cough syrup and then instantaneously regurgitate it. Nasty!

Speaking of drinking, check out the FFAIS on the drinking role.

Teen Spirit