Foolish Questions

Where can a man buy a cap for his knee?
Or a key for a lock of his hair?
Can your eyes be called an Academy, because, there are pupils there?
In the crown of your head what jewels are found?
Who travels the bridge of your nose?
Could you use in shingling the roof of your mouth, the nails on the end of your toes?
Could the crook in your elbow be sent to jail, if so what did he do?
How can you sharpen your shoulder blade?
Can you sit in the shade of the palm of your hand?
Can you beat on the drum of your ears?
Does the calf on your leg, eat the corn on your toes?
Then why grow corn on the ear?