Raisen's a pretty smart puss. She graduated from K.I.T. in 1996, with
BAs in Astrophysics and Meteorology, and a Masters in
Psychology. She's always beating me over the head with the latter in
some way or another. Every day, I am reminded just who has the "tenure" in
this home, as she constantly tries to "test" and outwit me at every turn.
Raisen is also a ham radio operator. (That's "Amateur Radio," for those
who are unfamiliar.) Her very first callsign - as a Novice Claws - was
"PU4CAT." Then she obtained her General Claws license, and
"K1TTY" became her callsign for some time. As an Extra Claws,
she used the callsign of "C4TT" for a short time. Recently, however,
she obtained her new Vanity callsign ... "RA1SEN."
In the Meteorology field, Raisen was the Lead Investigator on the TAIL
Project -- a little-known, added last-minute, minor experiment working
in conjunctive cooperation with the now famous Project VORTEX storm
chasing program. (Bet chuh didn't know that.)
While Project VORTEX was mainly interested in mesoscale storm
systems, Project TAIL was interested only in meowsoscale storm
systems.
"TAIL" stands for the Totable Atmospheric Investigations Lance,
which is a natural piece of equipment that every cat comes already born with.
The TAIL Team was involved with investigating how the TAIL is used
subconsciously by the cat in accurately analyzing and predicting the
weather. In one part of the experiment, Raisen and members of her science
team took turns CATapulting themselves into the paths of violent meowsoscale
storm system tornadoes in order to obtain the best possible data. Cats
being much smaller than humans, the chances of them actually being hit by
any flying debris in mid-air is much smaller, so the survival chances are
greater. All participating team members were equipped with a
barometrically-triggered, auto-deploying parachute, and a subdermal
radio-location transponder device. As each cat was pulled in the air
towards the storm system, the doppler effect on the signals from their
transponders was also measured. Each team member came through the experiment
unscathed.
The results of the experiment were published in the Putsicatus-Catatipus
Journal de Scientifique, printed by the Academie de Fluff, Meteorological
Science Division, or something, some-such, fancy-schmancie like that ... or
so she says, anyway.
Figure-1 (above) is an actual video clip of the view of one monitor
during the experiment.
The next planned generation of the TAIL project will be the WHISKERS
project. Currently however, adequate funding for the project has not been
able to be obtained. (Maybe next year.) The University Board cited its
reasons for not allowing funding this year as being that the current
plans for the project appear "just too fuzzy," and to have "more fluff than
real science involved." The project is currently on paws.
Raisen also participated in the EARS Project. EARS are yet
another piece of natural equipment used by cats. EARS stands for the
Electrostatic Atmospherics Radio Sensors. These are used to
detect lightning. When lightning strikes nearby, the EARS extend for
greater sensitivity and immediate directional triangulation, as shown in Figure
2, at right. EARS are rumored to be so sensitive that it
is said they allow cats to detect exactly where lightning will strike and to
allow them to flee out of the way before an actual lightning strike.
You have to be pretty quick with a camera to catch this in action, since the
ears only extend for a fraction of a second just before a lightning strike.
Raisen's task in the EARS Project was to determine the validity of
this rumor, and to publish the results in a scientific journal.
Another experiment that Raisen participated in was the Mobile Pets driving
experiment. This was yet another experiment that worked in cooperation with
the VORTEX Project, as well as with the NTSB. As a test subject,
Raisen voluntarily strapped herself into a Child Safety Seat which was
placed on the back seats of some of the VORTEX Project Science Team members'
vehicles while they drove around chasing tornadoes. As she was driven about
in these vehicles, various strategically placed cameras and scientific instruments
monitored her reactions to G-forces as the Team Members continually started
and stopped, and turned and veered. Figure-3 (left) shows a clip from
the video monitor during the experiment. She's still compiling the data and
has yet to publish the results.
Inbetween weather-related excursions, Raisen also likes to join her friends
in the Astronaut Corps, taking occasional joyrides aboard the space shuttle
working as a Mission Specialist. In the photo on the right, Raisen takes time
out for a leisurly spacewalk after a long day working to repair the flawed
Hubble Space Telescope. After returning from shuttle missions, Raisen often
enjoys talking shop with her favorite best friend, Story Musgrave.
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