Eight hollers, ' peldahr is my King, god, friend, lover (at 10$ a pop you cant beat his prices) ' Eight hollers, ' let me terll you when he tickles my anus with that elven feather duster of gold, it is worth 50 dollars, but he give me a discount In regards to the above: * * * * Cities of Glory Mail System * * * * Date: Sat Nov 15 08:58:22 2003 To: Eight From: Peldahr Milord, Eight. I must inform you that I have been Enlightened in regard to some rather... Interesting... Remarks you have made in public gossip about me. It is, in fact, quite... Disturbing.. I may have to... Hurt you... I must also point out that you were, how should we say... Given up... Turned in... Backsstabbed... With some rather damning evidence. Mustang hollers, 'sarina if you don't be nice to me you won't get to give me anal' Baax hollers, 'I'm suck an asshole!' [OOC-S] You holler, '~ You suck asshole? ~' Adrian hollers, 'rofl! you suck assholes?' Baax hollers, 'I'm suck an asshole!' [OOC-S] You holler, '~ You suck asshole? ~' Adrian hollers, 'rofl! you suck assholes?' Mustang hollers, 'the Sultan's Janitor is one sexy momma, let me tell you...' Sigournia hollers, 'Your never going to believe what Rosie has on her' Sigournia hollers, 'I have no idea how she got it, but she has "Baax's foot in his mouth"' You feel informed: Object 'Baax's foot in his mouth', Item type: UNDEFINED Item is: NOBITS Races can use: ALL Classes can use: NO SUBCLASS Upgrade Points Remaining: 78 Upgrades Remaining: 3 Wear flags : TAKE Item Level: 1 Reserved for those who have Enlightened to level: 0 Can be used by clan: ALL PLAYERS Condition/Armor value: [10/10] Hardness: 25 Weight: 10, Value: 100, Rent: 1 You holler, '~ Teach you to call *me* mean. Hmmph ~' Peldahr hollers, 'But you are!' [IC-RP] You holler, '~ No I'm not! ~' Peldahr hollers, 'You make Balrog look like a boy scout... *grin*' [IC-RP] You holler, '~ Nothing on this green earth could make Balrog look like a boy scout :| ~' Peldahr hollers, 'Ok, I guess you got me there...' [IC-RP] Eight hollers, ' So randal should I move on or am i going to be visited by the mithril wearing bloodstained holding fairy? ' You holler, '~ I think Peldahr went to bed ~' Eddie tells you, 'Well ... I'm going afk ... Baax wants me to play with him.' Mustang hollers, 'i'm getting all serious with someone' Baax hollers, 'Really?' [OOC-S] Mustang hollers, 'so you better make your move now, baxtard, before i'm off the market' Mustang hollers, 'however, her zits are hotter than your face, so you might be out of luck :P' Baax hollers, 'Sorry..not until you get your own country.' [OOC-S] Lancelot hollers, 'keep looking sexy for me, k?' Baax hollers, 'I will' [OOC-S] Mustang hollers, 'k, big boy' Baax hollers, 'Tell him to send all his cash to me.' [OOC-S] Baax hollers, 'I like money.' [OOC-S] You holler, '~ You like little boys ~' Baax hollers, 'Little boys with money.' [OOC-S] Baax hollers, 'Tell him to send all his cash to me.' [OOC-S] Baax hollers, 'I like money.' [OOC-S] You holler, '~ You like little boys ~' Baax hollers, 'Little boys with money.' [OOC-S] Baax hollers, 'Don't ask me..I'm just a wuss.' [OOC-S] Peldahr: Sharleen... protecting Lorus?... *stifles a laugh* Lorus hollers, 'i need the protection.. it is costing me a packet' Sharleen hollers, '(BI) yeah, you keep getting me killed .. thats why you need protection!!! *pokes tongue* (BI)'' Peldahr: Ah... no comment... Sharleen hollers, '(BI) well Peldahr, miracles DO happen? *chuckle* (BI)'' Peldahr: *bites his tongue... Hard* Sharleen hollers, '(BI) HARDER go on .. bite it harder *cackles* (BI)'' Sharleen hollers, '(BI) maybe ... I ... should ... rephrase that? (BI)'' You holler, '~ *dying of laughter* ~' Peldahr: ROFL! Sharleen hollers, '(BI) just exchanging her feet (BI)'' You holler, '~ Whatcha ... uh ... bitin' there Peldahr? :P ~' Peldahr: I cannot say. Sharleen hollers, '(BI) *takes both her feet out of her mouth and zips it* *blushes* sheesh, I am SOOO blonde today. Must be lack of sleep. (BI)'' Mustang hollers, 'i just think it would be too weird to have sex with a 2-legged dog' Eight hollers, ' ok i only screw my cat on days of the week with a vowel in them' Mustang congrats, 'YoU hAvE TwO ChOiCeS LEAVE ANARCHY or SUCK!!!' Ukla hollers, 'Porn sells well in canada, eh?' [OOC-S] Relg hollers, 'Well, you know you won't find Ukla in no bookstore!' [IC-RP] You holler, '~ no point in being in a bookstore if you can't read. :P ~' Randal hollers, 'Ukla is illiterate he only likes to look at the pretty titties in the rags' Ukla hollers, ':D' [OOC-S] Elsbeth hollers, '(Bloody InSanE) *pouts* How can anyone miss someone as big as me?? ' [IC-RP] Jen hollers, 'Indeed it is. Thanks Lorus' Lorus hollers, 'woohoo - a newbie helped a lvl 50' Lorus hollers, 'er...' You holler, '~ *rofl* Indeed. ;) ~' 01/04/04 You tell Peldahr, 'Of course I'm right. I'm always right!' Peldahr tells you, 'Hmmm. I am not certain about that... ' You tell Peldahr, 'I'm as certain about it as you are about your innocence!' Peldahr tells you, 'Plllllllllllllllllllllllll' You tell Peldahr, 'Bless you :P Hooligan hollers, 'I was out driving and I really had to take a dump, so I had to stop my car, run into the forest, shit and wiped my ass with a sock.' Guenhwyvar hollers, 'A sock? ROFLMMFAO!' Hooligan hollers, 'What the hell was I suppose to use!?' Elsbeth hollers, '(Bloody InSanE) now THAT is more information than I needed rofl....you DID throw the sock out right? ROFL ' [IC-RP ] Hooligan hollers, 'My hadn!?' Hooligan hollers, 'hand?!' Hooligan hollers, 'I didn't bring it home if that's what you're asking..' You holler, 'hahahaha .... omg cant type' Elsbeth hollers, '(Bloody InSanE) ROFL ' [IC-RP] Sharleen hollers, '(BI) *boggles* *remembers never to shake hands with Hooligan or Baax ever again* (BI)'' 01/08/04 Tomcat hollers, 'ack! Vel told me he loves me!!! :S Velerin states, 'I love you, Tomcat'' Velerin hollers, 'and I DO love you Tomcat!' Velerin hollers, 'c'mere sexy!' Tomcat hollers, 'i know that :)' Baax hollers, 'Don't mind me..i'm just a moron..' [OOC-S] You holler, '~ I swear Baax, what is it with you, socks and assholes? ~' Kahu hollers, 'and little boys...' Hooligan hollers, 'with money.' [OOC-S] Velerin hollers, 'and after your done sucking Baax....do you wipe your mouth with a sock?' Hooligan hollers, 'Nope. I'm gonna get really, really fat, drop out of the university, and live as a prostitute in the gutter.. That's the future :(' [OOC-S] Hooligan hollers, 'All thanks to the pizza..' [OOC-S] Hooligan hollers, 'Sarina! Send me your quitelist or I'm moving in!' [OOC-S] Kahu hollers, 'fat prostitute, sorry maybe suck in a lot of heliumn and rent yourself out as a blimp' You holler, '~ You promised you wouldn't, I'll get Adrian on your ass ~' Hooligan hollers, 'I will! I swear to god! Send me the list! :P' [OOC-S] Velerin hollers, 'He'd be the asshole sucking gigalo on the corner st.' You holler, '~ It'll take all of your sucking asshole and sock skills to get outta that one ~' Hooligan hollers, 'Hmm' [OOC-S] You holler, '~ You can wait til tomorrow when I post it ~' Kahu hollers, 'with his socks at the ready' Kahu hollers, 'i hear he gives good sock jobs' Hooligan hollers, 'Okey! I fucking admit it! I suck big, brown assholes while wiping my ass with my socks. Every friday at 5 m. Fir st time is free, second will cost you $50!' [OOC-S] 01/10/04 Hooligan hollers, 'Sarina! It's me all over the list :(' [OOC-S] Hooligan hollers, 'Didn't I tell you to leave those parts out? People might think I'm...strange...or retarded..' [OOC-S] You holler, '~ I can't help the truth Baax ~' Hooligan hollers, 'Sarina! It's me all over the list :(' [OOC-S] Hooligan hollers, 'Didn't I tell you to leave those parts out? People might think I'm...strange...or retarded..' [OOC-S] You holler, '~ I can't help the truth Baax ~' Hooligan hollers, 'I want a wig!' [OOC-S] Hooligan hollers, 'someone get me the wig from princess Shelly!' [OOC-S] Baaxx hollers, 'hmm...i know!' You get A Wig from a small box of goodies. Sarina auctions, "1. A Wig, for 1 coins." Baaxx hollers, 'here a pierced clit, there a pierced clit!' Baaxx auctions, "1. 10 coins for Sarina's A Wig" The auctionier auctions, "1. A Wig has been sold to Baaxx for 10 coins." The auctionier takes your A Wig and pays you 10 coins, minus the house cut of ten percent of course. Baaxx hollers, 'damn ' Hooligan hollers, 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' [OOC-S] Baaxx hollers, 'lvl 15 wig' Hooligan hollers, 'Gimme!' [OOC-S] Baaxx auctions, "1. A Wig, for 10 coins." Sharleen hollers, '(BI) where is the iggy button (BI)'' Hooligan auctions, "1. 10 coins for Baaxx's A Wig" The auctionier auctions, "1. A Wig has been sold to Hooligan for 10 coins." Hooligan hollers, 'You wear A Wig on your head.' [OOC-S] Hooligan hollers, 'I'm half a fag now!' [OOC-S] Baaxx hollers, 'this was the best quote ever:' Kahu hollers, 'just half, i bet more' Baaxx hollers, 'n'm' You holler, '~ Gotta walk my friend out, afk ~' Sharleen hollers, '(BI) fag = cigarette ... burns one end only ... (BI)'' Baaxx hollers, 'you walk your friends?' Sharleen hollers, '(BI) at least she has friends :) (BI)'' Baaxx hollers, 'like do they pee on the fire hyrdrant when you walk them?' Hooligan hollers, 'Hehe' [OOC-S] Sharleen hollers, '(BI) man, hate to see what your friends are like then Baaxx (BI)'' Kahu hollers, 'he has no friends' Kahu hollers, 'but he has two ' Kahu hollers, 'girlfriends' Kahu hollers, 'lefty and righty' Baaxx hollers, 'what's wrong with wiping with a sock?' Sharleen hollers, '(BI) well, if they lifted their legs on hydrants I think ... KAHU!!!! (BI)'' Hooligan hollers, 'dunno realy..' [OOC-S] Hooligan hollers, 'I had nothing else..' [OOC-S] Sharleen hollers, '(BI) I think the phrase Kahu, is Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters? So thats more than 2 friends (BI)'' Sharleen hollers, '(BI) going afk to check cricket score (BI)'' Kahu hollers, 'true, that'd give him 10 girls..' Hooligan hollers, 'YOU CAN'T WATCH CRICKET!' [OOC-S] Kahu hollers, 'and 2 mrs palmers' You holler, '~ *rofl* ~' You holler, '~ he must be Mormon :P ~' 01/12/04 Velerin hollers, 'So do you have a fetish with ice cubes Peldahr as you do with snowballs?' You holler, '~ LOL ~' Velerin hollers, 'oooo...silence...' Peldahr hollers, 'I might, rabbit, I might.' [IC-RP] Seryubus hollers, 'You wish buddy...I'll talk your eyes out' You holler, '~ I'll find out for you Velerin, when he gets in my territory ;) ~' Velerin hollers, ';)' Velerin hollers, 'When Tuesday rolls around right? :)' Peldahr hollers, 'Lol. That's right!' [IC-RP] You holler, '~ LOL yeah, I suppose so :P ~' 01/13/04 A Corridor This is the eastern corridor of the OverKill Clan Hotel. In this wing resides Shortdogg. He's alone for the moment, but he might gain new neighbors at any time! [ Exits: w u ] Adrian The End of Time is January 19, 03:14:07 2038 (UMT)! is standing here. Shortdogg Yo...Adrian! I want you... sexually is standing here. ...he is surrounded by a bright white aura! Hooligan hollers, 'Sarina!' Hooligan hollers, 'SARINA MY LOVE?' Hooligan hollers, 'Sarina?' Adrian hollers, 'uh, here... I'll pretend to be sarina' Adrian hollers, '* hello *' You holler, 'rofl' Sharleen hollers, '(BI) LOL (BI)'' Adrian hollers, '* Relg, you stay away from sharleen or I'll spank you! *' Relg hollers, 'Lol!' [IC-RP] Relg hollers, 'Spank me, Sar!' [IC-RP] Relg hollers, 'I mean... Adrian... I think...' [IC-RP] Adrian hollers, '* *spank, spank* *' Adrian hollers, '* Now, don't do it again! *' Adrian hollers, 'god, even I think I'm sarina, rofl' Relg hollers, 'I'd... stop... Adrian.. that could be... ah... nevermind.' [IC-RP] Mustang hollers, 'i was in love with elsbeth' Mustang hollers, 'then she ran off and married another' Elsbeth hollers, '(Bloody InSanE) with me????? ' [IC-RP] Elsbeth hollers, '(Bloody InSanE) ths is news to me...had I but known ' [IC-RP] Elsbeth hollers, '(Bloody InSanE) Mustang you never loved me....I THREW myself at you and you you you cast me aside like so much dirty laundry *sniff* ' [IC-RP] Mustang hollers, 'damn, that was you?' Mustang hollers, '*boggle*' Elsbeth hollers, '(Bloody InSanE) Yes *sniff* ' [IC-RP] Elsbeth hollers, '(Bloody InSanE) I was in shock, cuz well...I seriously thought there was something ther....after that...well I hadn't the heart left to be alone so I took the next available ;) [Talking about me] Velerin hollers, 'we missed you :)' Eight hollers, ' we did miss you ' Eight hollers, ' you are the heart of this muyd ' You holler, '~ *blush* ~' Eight hollers, ' i am the penis and velerin is the bunghole ' Eight hollers, ' rofl ' Velerin hollers, 'ACK!' You holler, '~ Wow. Where is everyone? ~' Velerin hollers, ' not here :) ' You holler, '~ Obviously :P ~' Velerin hollers, ' I think Peldahr has them locked in his basement... ' Velerin hollers, ' "It puts the snowball on its skin or gets the hose again!" ' Velerin hollers, ' hehe ' You holler, '~ ROFL ~' You holler, '~ Wow. Where is everyone? ~' Velerin hollers, ' not here :) ' Velerin hollers, ' I think Peldahr has them locked in his basement... ' Velerin hollers, ' "It puts the snowball on its skin or gets the hose again!" ' Velerin hollers, ' hehe ' You holler, '~ ROFL ~' Hooligan tells you, 'Stop it! You're making me look stupid!' You tell Hooligan, 'You don't need any help with that! :P' Hooligan tells you, 'heeh' Hooligan hollers, 'Invite me and Mistaroth in?' [OOC-S] Hooligan hollers, 'Please?' [OOC-S] Mistaroth hollers, '(Anarchy) We won't trash the place (Anarchy)' [OOC-S] Hooligan hollers, 'Nopwe' [OOC-S] Hooligan hollers, 'Promise.' [OOC-S] Mistaroth hollers, '(Anarchy) not beyond recognition anyways. (Anarchy)' [OOC-S] You holler, '~ Like I believe y'all. Y'all can sit out in the cold and yell through the door :P ~' Hooligan hollers, 'C'mon!' [OOC-S] Hooligan hollers, 'Just a visit..' [OOC-S] Mistaroth hollers, '(Anarchy) The worst thing that could happen is if hooligan decides to wipe his ass with one of your socks! (Anar chy)' [OOC-S] You holler, '~ No, and I need to find out why my room is open to y'all. :P ~' Hooligan hollers, '!!' [OOC-S] You holler, '~ LOL No he seems to prefer his socks for that ;) ~' Hooligan shouts, 'Hello :)' Hooligan shouts, 'Invite me and Mistaroth' Hooligan shouts, 'We will...behave..' Hooligan shouts, 'Aren't you gonna ask us in for a cup of coffee?' Hooligan shouts, 'Why not?' Hooligan shouts, 'Water?' Mistaroth shouts, 'air?' Hooligan shouts, 'I can drink from your toilet..' Mistaroth shouts, 'Smoke & a pancake?' Hooligan shouts, 'popcorn and ketchup?' Hooligan shouts, 'Hello :)' Hooligan shouts, 'Invite me and Mistaroth' Hooligan shouts, 'We will...behave..' Hooligan shouts, 'Aren't you gonna ask us in for a cup of coffee?' Hooligan shouts, 'Why not?' Hooligan shouts, 'Water?' Mistaroth shouts, 'air?' Hooligan shouts, 'I can drink from your toilet..' Mistaroth shouts, 'Smoke & a pancake?' Hooligan shouts, 'popcorn and ketchup?' Hooligan hollers, 'That's the quites moron.' [OOC-S] Hooligan hollers, 'quotes..' [OOC-S] You holler, '~ LOL ~' You holler, '~ Who's the moron now? :P ~' Eight hollers, ' man peldahr writes some really good mail ' Eight hollers, ' but Sarina doesnt write to me :( ' Hooligan hollers, '....' [OOC-S] You holler, '~ I can never match Peldahr's ... eloquence ~' Eight hollers, ' or his oral.... ' You holler, '~ I'll have to take your word on that ~' Eight hollers, ' ok good i dont want to have to send you the pictures of his gymnastic oral routine ' You holler, '~ ROFL ~' Eight hollers, ' he works the parralell bars like no body business ' Eight hollers, ' and when you uses the rigns, his dismounts makes your head spin ' Velerin tells you, 'Sharleen tells you, 'next time you go to buy your supply of viagra, you will find the name has been changed' > S harleen tells you, 'it is now called Mydixafloppin.'' Sharleen hollers, '(BI) *sits busily in the corner shining and buffing her halo* (BI) ' Velerin hollers, ' you might as well just waved and said oooo! me! me! it was me! by denying it :D ' You holler, 'Shame on you Sharleen :P' Velerin hollers, ' LOL Sharleen! ' Velerin hollers, ' choking the chicken are ya?! ' You holler, 'Is that what you call it now? Shining and Buffing?' Velerin hollers, ' no comment? lol ' Sharleen hollers, '(BI) I was about to holler something then, but what you just said velerin would have proved too incriminating (BI ) ' Velerin hollers, ' hehe' ' Velerin hollers, ' say it. please :) ' You holler, 'lol' Velerin hollers, ' don't go away again Sharleen. you're just too much fun ' Sharleen hollers, '(BI) I was going to say ... Peldahr made me do it .. but then ... sheesh!! would have been hung by the tongue. (B I) ' Velerin hollers, ' and you'd bite it. bite it *harder* wouldn't you?! LOL ' You holler, 'LOL' Sharleen hollers, '(BI) I told my hubby about the question I asked concerning hardening of equipment .. and he almost fell off the c hair laughing at me. (BI) ' Velerin hollers, ' eh?! ROFL ' You holler, 'LOL' Velerin hollers, ' does he have trouble hardening his equipment? ' You holler, 'I just find it incredibly amusing that she has *BI* at the front and back of her hollers. :P' Velerin hollers, ' which side of the fence do you play on Sharleen? ' You holler, 'Like he's got one leg on each side of the fence :P' Sharleen hollers, '(BI) *GASP* (BI) ' You holler, 'LOL' Velerin hollers, ' lol Guen. you owe me a beer! jinx! ' Sharleen hollers, '(BI) no n ono no noooooooo (BI) ' You holler, '*tosses Vel a cold one*' Velerin hollers, ' mmmm...yummy ' Cheop hollers, 'he sux' You holler, 'You suck, Cheapy :P' Beefcake hollers, ':D' [IC-RP] Beefcake hollers, 'chipsy?' [IC-RP] Cheop hollers, 'indeed' Cheop hollers, 'but im a good sucker :)' Cheop hollers, 'Ali G sux badly' You holler, 'I didn't really need to know that. :P' Eight hollers, ' plus my large schlong lets me get another attack ' You holler, 'Oh good lord' Eight hollers, ' its like a second weapon ' Eight hollers, ' i call it the sword of fear ' Ildamyr hollers, '[CS] oh man, now asians like I will have a problem with that, ha ha ha =P' You holler, 'Sacred ivory tower of lust? :P' Eight hollers, ' rofl ' Eight hollers, ' oooo i like that name ' Eight hollers, ' actually i am being rude he has a proper name ' Ildamyr hollers, '[CS] big black behemoth, triple b' Eight hollers, ' i call my piece sparhawk ' Eight hollers, ' rofl!!!! ' Ildamyr hollers, '[CS] HA HA HA' Ildamyr hollers, '[CS] is peldahr on?' Eight hollers, ' no way ' Eight hollers, ' ah damnit ' Eight hollers, ' i am a moron ' Velerin hollers, ' well...duh ' You holler, 'You and Vel both it seems :P' Velerin hollers, ' we knew that :D ' Velerin hollers, ' dammit.... ' Brachyanax hollers, 'cant we put in 4-5 bots on, so when newbies come when its empty, they think people are here ;)' Velerin hollers, ' LOL ' Velerin hollers, ' and how would you suggest they act? ' Velerin hollers, ' newbies would ask them questions and not get any answers then think this mud is full of assholes ' Eight hollers, ' isnt it? ' Adrian hollers, 'well, I count 9 assholes on right now' Adrian hollers, 'so I guess' Brachyanax hollers, 'shhhhh adrian' Eight hollers, ' well i have two assholes, had an extra one put in , elective surgery ' Sigournia hollers, 'Eight...' Eight hollers, ' yes ' Velerin hollers, ' hey Eight...that's what ppl call a mouth eh? not an asshole ' Velerin hollers, ' but for you....ok ' Eight hollers, ' rofl ' Adrian hollers, 'why's that, so you can S out of one while your GF fingers the other?' You holler, 'Adrian!' Velerin hollers, ' nasty Adrian. nasty ' Velerin hollers, ' I mean...dude! ' Eight hollers, ' no comment ' You holler, 'ROFLMMFAO omg that was too funny!' Adrian hollers, 'heh, first thought that popped into mine' Velerin hollers, ' but I still can't stop laughing!!!! ' Velerin hollers, ' or popped out :D ' Velerin hollers, ' rather...pooped? :) ' Eight kisses Adrian passionately. Eight says, ' um ' Eight states, ' well hey ' Eight floats up. Fezik floats up. Adrian wipes his mouth off. You snicker softly. Adrian states, 'that was, uh... strangely arousing...' Adrian says, 'I think I'm coming down with something' You say, 'Quit kissing strange ment' You say, 'men*' Adrian loudly states, 'rofl, for your information, HE kissed ME!' You state, 'Well ... point remains. :P' Eight floats in from above. Adrian snickers softly. Eight states, ' what? ' Adrian kisses Eight passionately. Eight swoons melodramatically. Eight's cheeks turn bright red. Tandrus covers her eyes. Adrian says, 'needed some closure on that last one.' Eight states, ' anytime big boy ' Eight floats up.