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Look into the eyes of BOB!
I warn all hicks and ignorants that the mighy BOB does not tolerate them and will
try to punish them if they stumble knowingly unto this page!
The Writings of monk David
1: From this day forth the divine name Bob shall be written BOB
2: All monks must spread their teachings of BOB
3: All monks shall restrain from speaking in a southern accent, having cousins named Daryl,
eating domesticated animals, and being ignorant of any knowledge whatsoever
4: Monks shall try to engage in intelligent conversation, such as if a dot is 2-dimensional
or three dimensional.
5:Monks shall cut off the tail of salamanders whenever one is seen
6:Monks shall have recording of a 'Monty Python' movie or know one of the scripts by heart
7:Monks shall say "nee" whenever they see short people
8:Monks shall know that brussell sprouts are only good for throwing at brother Bryon
9:Monks shall refrain from sayingor using AOL or America Online, for it is blasphemous
10: Monks shall refrain from using or saying Microsoft only if neccessary, for it is also
blasphemous
Information about the church of BOB
Current Membership : 4
Members :
Brother David, Monk of all-knowing intelligence
Brother Brian, Monk of talking to BOB
Brother/Sister Bryon, Altar Boy
'Brother' Robby, freelance writer who wrote Gospel of BOB according to George
If you would like to become a member of the Church of BOB, email me at afn46003@afn.org
