David James

Dated: February 9, 1992 through March 15, 1992

  You want a castle? I'll give you a castle.
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   "BANDITS, 12'O'CLOCK LEVEL!"


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   "ASCII OVERLOAD"
 
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  "MEDIVAL ITEMS"


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  There we go. A challenge for \_/ Phoenix's boxer. Get him, ASCII
 Wrestler! 

 "ASCII WRESTLER"


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