David James
Dated: February 9, 1992 through March 15, 1992
You want a castle? I'll give you a castle. -_-_-_-_- -_-_-_-_- |_|_|_| |_|_|_| ||_|_|| ||_|_|| |_|_|_|________|_|_|_| ||_|_|_|_|_|_|__|_|_|| |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|| ||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |_|_|_|_|_###_|_|_|_|| ||_|_|_|#######|_|_|_| |_|_|_|_#######_|_|_|| ||_|_|_|#######|_|_|_| ___|_|_|_|_#######_|_|_||___ :::\|_|_|_|#######|_|_|_/::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::__________________:::::: :::/%%&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&\___ :::\%%&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&): ::::\%%&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&| :::::|********************| :::::|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\:::: IIIII !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IIII II(II !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I{I< II>I( !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! II/I II(/I !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITT< TT(IC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! II< II):: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::::: _____&^%#@2@@%&$#@@@@2&%%______ /&&&&&&%%%&&%%%%&&&&%%%%%&&&&&&&\ \&&&&&%%%&%%%%&&&%%%&&&&%%%&&&&&&\ \&&&&%%%%&%%%%&&&%%%&&&&%%%&&&&&/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ENCHANTED CASTLE | -:- | :|: | :' ': ____O____ | | :. .: ^ ' ^ |&|:.' ': / |&|:.. :': /< |&|:: :: O |&::'' ... / /^ ________________________________ ______ _______ _______ /9 0 1 \ |8__/ 2| |7 3| _______ _______ \6 5 4 / /500 0 \ ~~~~~~ |400 /100| &&STALL&& \300 200/ ~~~~~~~ "BANDITS, 12'O'CLOCK LEVEL!" _______________ ||~~~~~~~~~~~~~|| || x x || || ( || || ____ || || %%% || || @%$&&*() || || &&*^^%$#$@! || ||_____________|| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ _________________\\___ /o oooo oooo oooo ooo / /oooooooooooooooo ooo / /oooooooooooooooo ooo / /oooooooooooooooo o / oooooooooooooooo ooo/ ____________________/ "ASCII OVERLOAD" _____________________________________________ |&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&| |&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&KEEP&&OUT!&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&| ~\&&&&&\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/&&&&&/~ \&&&&&\___________________________/&&&&&/ \&&&&&\%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%/&&&&&/ \&&&&&\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/&&&&&/ \&&&&&\_____________________/&&&&&/ \&&&&&\%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%/&&&&&/ \&&&&&\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/&&&&&/ \&&&&&\_______________/&&&&&/ \&&&&&\%%%%%%%%%%%%%/&&&&&/ \&&&&&\~~~~~~~~~~~/&&&&&/ |\&&&&&\_________/&&&&&/| |?\&&&&&\%%%%%%%/&&&&&/?| |??\&&&&&\~~~~~/&&&&&/??| |???\&&&&&\___/&&&&&/???| |???|\&&&&&\%/&&&&&/|???| |???| \&&&&&\&&&&&/ |???| |???| \&&&&&\&&&/ |???| |???| \&&&&&\&/ |???| |???| \&&&&&\ |???| |???| /\&&&&&\ |???| |???| /&&\&&&&&\ |???| |???| /&&&&\&&&&&\ |???| |???| /&&&&&/\&&&&&\|???| |???|/&&&&&/__\&&&&&\???| |???/&&&&&/%%%%\&&&&&\??| |??/&&&&&/~~~~~~\&&&&&\?| |?/&&&&&/________\&&&&&\| |/&&&&&/%%%%%%%%%%\&&&&&\ /&&&&&/~~~~~~~~~~~~\&&&&&\ /&&&&&/______________\&&&&&\ /&&&&&/%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%\&&&&&\ /&&&&&/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\&&&&&\ /&&&&&/____________________\&&&&&\ /&&&&&/%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%\&&&&&\ ____/&&&&&/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\&&&&&\___ |&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&| |&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "DNA LADDER" SHIELD OF PROTECTION __________ |%%%&&&&&&&| |%%%&&&&&&&| \%%%&&&&&/ \%%%&&&/ ~~~~~~ SWORD OF POWER /\ // \ || | || | || | || | || | || | __ || | __ /___||_|___\ ww MM _MM_ (&<>&) ~~~~ ___ ___ o /&&&\_/&&&\ / \&&&&&&&&&/\ \&%&%&%&/ | Happy Valentine's Day! \%%%%%/ \%%%/ \%/ ~ ___________ O___________) \::::::::::\ Scroll of love \::::::::::\ \::::::::::\ __|:::::::::| @/:::::::::/ ~~~~~~~~~ "MEDIVAL ITEMS" _ (_) _(_)_ (_)_(_) ___(_)_(_)___ (_)_(_)_(_)_(_) **(_)** *(_)* ___(_)___ (_)(_)(_)_) (_)_ (_) | | ______|________ (#######%%&%%@@#) /%%##@&$$#@#@#@#\ __(&&*%%#@@#&&%%##@@)_________ (%%$##@@#&&&*&^&^^###$#$#$#####\ :::::::::*&%#%@^:::"{}_[](^^(*/ "LINK TO HEAVEN" ________ ()_______) \:::::::\ \:::::::\ @:::::::/ ~~~~~~~ An Improved Scroll from 'Medival Items' This art is NOT eligible! _____ /_____\ \:::::/ |\:::/| | \:/ | | /:\ | |/ : \| /.:::.\ Hourglass. ~~~~~~~ O |x| __|x|__ |xxxxxxx| |xx::::x| |xx::::x| |xxxxxxx| ~~~~~~~ Bottle of booze. /\ < > * * \/ * * * * * * * ** * /%%&&&&\ /%%&&&&&&\ |%%&2nd&&| \%%&&&&& [&&/ \%%&&&&/ ~~~~~~ ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() ()() . ' . ' : . ()() ()() . * | . ' .()() ()() .. **.** & ^& ^ ..--+--.. . . ()() ()() *** . * %_&}_*= | . ()() ()() '** "*"*%<> ****. : . : ()() ()() : ** . ' **(" ** *** : . . ()() ()() * . . * )^ * *** -_= ()() ()() * . * .' ( * .* ' :. . ()() ()() '* . *. . * . * ()() ()() ** : :' * ' . * ' * . ' . ()() ()()* * . * * . ()() ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() ()() Phasers:======---- () <-__o__->() ... ()() ()() Shields:========-- ()*LOCK ON* () :-_=: ()() ()() Warp Drive:========== () Bird of () ''' ()() ()() Hull:=====----- () Prey () ()() ()() () !CLOAKED!()*SHIELDS UP*()() ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() ()() <*> COMPUTER STATUS <*> ()() ()() **STARDATE 9986.23** ()() ()() Klingon Ship Id #5667A221 Destroyed by ()() ()() Phasers strength 560.009823 from StarShip ()() ()() Enterprise. Escorted by Excelsior. 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"ASCII WRESTLER" /\ /::\ /::::\ |::::| |::::| |::::| |::::| |::::| __ |::::| __ (____|::::|____) '----(_<>_)----' (&&) (&&) _(&&)_ (__{}__) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "EXCALIBER" Like it?