Bill Hirst
Dated: June 25, 1991 through January 10, 1993
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Impressions of driving across the Great Salt Lake desert (looks better at 43 lines)
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It's on FIRE !! | | Obviously a software problem.
I started with the sports car and got carried away. Maybe I spent too much
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This started out as a heart for Valentine's day. Sometimes things
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A big bowl of chicken soup for anyone with a cold or flu.
(Please copy and distribute as necessary)
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A funds cut strikes NASA
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"ASCII MONEY"
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This is roughly what my cat Smoky looked like the day she got herself trapped
in the silverware drawer.
SMOKY, THE SILVERWARE CAT
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