Joris Bellenger
`, ,\, # |/ ? | ~ )\ /__/\ \____ / \_/ \ / <_ ____,_-/\ _ +------/___/_____ \--'\|/-------+ | \/| | | | | _ | _ \ _ \___ | | | | ( | ( | / | | |\__ |\__ | / | | _| __/ __/ _/ | | | +--------------------------------+ -Sketches from Hell- (made during a journey down there...) [barge of Charon] _._ _/,__\, __/ _/o'o / '-.___'/ __ /__ /\ )__/_))\ /_/, __,____ // '-.____|--' \\ e,e / // /___/| |/ \/\ \\ 'o /))) : \___\| / , \/ \\ -' \\__,_/| \/ / \ \\ \_\| \/ \ \\ | || < '_ \ \\ | || / ,| / / \\ | || | / | /\ \\ | || \_/ | | | \\ | ||_______________,' |__/ \ \\ \|/_______________\___/______\_ \\ \________________________ \__ \\ ___ \________________________ _\_____ \\ _____/ \________________________ \\ ~~~~~~~~ b'ger / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~\\~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ // [Cerberus] /\_/\____, ,___/\_/\ \ ~ / \ ~ \ ) XXX XXX / /\_/\___, \o-o/-o-o/ ~ / ) / \ XXX _| / \ \_/ ,-/ _ \_/ \ / ( /____,__| ) ( |_ ( ) \) _| _/ _) \ \__/ (_ b'ger (,-(,(,(,/ \,),),) [gate of Hell] _ __) \__ \/_ , \ ._ \ )| / c \ _|_ _/\_\ __/ _|___ _)\/ _\ | ' / _.-/ |/ _|_/\ ___/_ _/ | \ ) / , _/ \ | / _/ ( | \ ' / _./__,| / / ) ) (),/ | / / / , | / ) / | /\ | \| / ) |/ \| | / / | //,, | / //,, /( )\ ,7 _/ /( ,7 _/ /,/ '-.\_ >_/(, /_.- >_/(, .--------"-----. __ \ \ .--------'-----. __ \ \ |________|_____|-\/\\/ ,'\ |________|_____| -\/\\/ ,'\ _|______\____\ |'_/// \ _|______\____\ |'_/// \/________\____\ \, /________\____\ \, | ____ | |_________/__|________|____| / | |___ | | |__________________| | | / _/|/____/| | |__________________\ | | (_( |)_____) | |__________________( - | \\ | | | )\| | | )\| | | /_|| | | /_|| - | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | b'ger [three shades] ,---. .---. .---. ,o),_/ \_,(o, \_,(o, )_/(, |\_( .)\_( __ _\\ //_ __, //_ __ \/,\//,'\ /',\\/ // ('.\\ )'\\ '/ \+/ \+/ \| \+/\/ =+. .+= .+= _+_ _+_ _+_ /o:o' 'o:o\ 'o:o\ ,)'--' '--'(. '--'(, / ( ) | \ \ < <' '> > > > ) \ / / ( \ | / / / | | b'ger ..,:o o:.. o:..o;... o:... o:... [kicking butts] The rules are quite simple: You score one point for each guy you send in the boiling mud. You score three more points if you kick what's left of his brain out of his skull. You get disqualified if you kick an other part of the 'body' than the butt. `., _ '. \\ ____\) )) ,o' _/ ,e /, )_(\ > /)/ _\\, __//_ //_ \ /_ _ /\ ,___// \ | (= =/ \) ///' ` )/ ____,''( |/ ___,o)) (___ |/ ) \< c / // '/ / " / / _// / _/ ...:o.:o /_( (_( \\ )\ ( . /_|,,__ b'ger . ) _ __.-' ( .( _.-'_\.--" _,-- ~)~~~~~~~~~/_ ,' _.-' ~~ ~~~ '--,__/_ ~~ "-- [dancing demons] //,, //,, //,, ,7 _/ ,? _/ ,t _/ >_/(, >_/(, >_/(, \ \ \ \ \ \ ,-> __ / ,'\ /) __ / ,'\ /) __ / ,'\ / (((-\/_/// \( '-(((-\/_/// \( '-(((_\/_/// \( \, \) \, \) \, \) / / / / / / / _/\_ _ / _/\_ _ / _/\_ _ (_( \__'=\_\ (_( \__'=\_\ (_( \__'=\_\ \\ \\ \\ )\ _ )\ )\ b'ger ,'-./_|-.,-' "-,__.-/_|_,-._ /_| _.-, -.,-' [Hell wouldn't be that bad if you didn't HAVE to watch soccer on tv] ______ ,---. ,-| | C,C)_/ |:| .. | ?_((, | | | \\ `-|______, ____ //)_ |__| /,-'----// || c-'`` / || / | | _||_ / | ______ | [____] ...,o |/ \| b'ger [catching flying-fishes] ,,, _\_ ,)_) )++++\ 0\ \\ \_( ,__, )> _\_ ' o/o / // )++++\ 0\ `7_( // \_( _\_ _\\(( ' )++++\ 0\ ( , ` \ \_( //\__\/ ' __/> \_\______ ') ) / _'___, ) ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ``` ~~~/ /~~~ ~)/~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~ (_( ~ //_ b'ger ~~~ ~ )\~~ to be continued... ------------------------------------------------------------------- [a bride to kiss] ___ /\/_\_ \/ )))) ",".// \%_,O _||___ /)___/_\ '(_/\_)\/\ />,\\/ / \/\ \o\/==/\ \/o__ (/| /o\\ \,\\- // \ | \ /o| | \ \ / / / o \ \ / / \ | \ / | o / \ o \ \ / | \ \ / / / o / \ / | o \ ) | /__/\___/_____/\___o/ b'ger =' =' "mirror gentle mirror, which is the most beautifull ascii-drawing on the Net?" _________________________ (, ______________________ ) | | || | | @@@@ || @@@@ | | @@@@@@@ || @@@@@@@ | | @@ - - || - @@@@ | | @ c/ || '_ @@@ | | _@| |_ || __\@ \@ | | ( \ )/_\ /_ || _\\ (/ ) @\_/) | | \ \|) / \) || |(__/ / /| | | |\_/ ( -/ || \___/ ----/_| | | / \ || ,: '( | | : _/| || |: \ | | : | || |: ) | | : | || |: | | |_______'____,_|_______|| |_____,_| .---('________________________)--. | / ( |____ __________ _| | /\ ) |___| -o- | |__| -o- | ( \| / |___| -o- | |__| -o- | | /'=. b'ger|________| |__|______| '=>/ \ / \ /|/ ,___/| [General Failure strikes again] ______ |x || /__/-' ________ , _| .| ,---. |:| .| 0/0 ? \| .| ,==|D_|\===, |________| '| : =x= \ __|___|__ __/_|___:____|/<___ [_________] ,--------, b'ger ========/ [What You See Is What You Get] _,,,, \\ \ ,ouch! ____/c = o= \|// * _/ | /\__C/ -/_ / ,-. * _/ \ \__ ___ _\\_ | \ * __/ \ -/ O\/'_ \ \_ \ x | * / \____,\______\/ ' /\_,/// > ) \_ \ # _/_\/ / ,/ +\ / / _/ )_/ \ \ \ \__|+ O ) \/ _/ \/ \_ \ \ /\__D/ \ _/ ) _> ,) ) / _ o \ _/, _/ _/ / \ / / ,_/ __/ /_ . _/ \_ _\ / / \ o// _/ /_\__/ \_/ \ /__o/ \___| _/ / x( \/ '-,__ _// \__ __/\ \ x\ |______\ \ \> \ \ \ | // | \__ \ '-' / / \___( /_/ / O \ '- \__ \_____) b'ger [ ...and this one is for Joan (jgs)too] % % % %% ~~ ~ ~ % %%% % %%%% %%%%%%%%%%%% _/__ %%%%%%%%% _ - /o /,\ ~ ~ %%%%% > ,__, >_////\_ %'%_ ` /-__/ ' \/ __/ /____/ | ~ ~~ / _____| ~ / / .) ) / /\ ( ~ ~~ | / ) ,%%. __|/ %%*%%%%* ~ ~ -//,-\ %*%%%*%%% %%*%%%%% *%%*%%* *%%%' ) ~ ~~ ) )/ ,._ / // ,__, ~ _; '-,._ | // _,._ (/__/\oo/\__(/ |// _,-' , \_. _/\/__\/\_ _,.- //\ .-' _/ \_ -.__; b'ger /\\/ \/ ~~ ~ ________________________________ | | | Big Browser Is Watching You!! | |________________________________| / ___________ |____| .| ,~~~. |___|:| .| o/0)/ \___\| .| |?_/\___ |____|______| / )/ \ __/__|__\__ _____,>_:/__|/<______ [___[_______] b'ger ___ _\ \_ /__| "Why should I keep the initials ___//_ of the author on a drawing I want to use? / \ They call themself 'ascii artists'... / \/\ What a joke! just a bunch of lunatics. / /\ \/ ) C'm on this is not ART, so why bother \_\| | / signing the stupid thing?" (_ |\/ | | |_ | / | / /| | /_/ |_| /| /\ _______/_/____\_\__________b'ger_______________ _ _/ \_ Oooops... __________/__/ / / / ____ \ ___/ _/ \ \ ___\____ _| \_\__ /\ 7 / / / \_\/ ) \/ ___/_/ ( / 7 / \/ _________________________\/b'ger_______________ [I discovered why initials regularly disappear from our drawings] HHHHAAAAaaaAAAAAaaaaAAAAhhhhhhhhh HHHAAAAaaaaahhh HA HA ,-"' HA HA Ha ha ha ha #% _ _ haaha ha ha ha..... C' __> / \_ _/ /\__\ g / \\ b' |___| \ __, e ________| |____/'__\______________ r_____ |________',_______/ __________________________| || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || ,-"' Oooops! I laughed my #% ,, initials off. C' > / ~ | _/ /\__\ / \\ |___| \ __, ________| |____/'__\______________ _____ |________',_______/ __________________________| || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || Life is a beach!-------------------------------------------------- . .. .. ______________________ \ __,,_ \ \ //_ //// _\ _\\ .. . \ / ) \\\' >( |\ " Haaa... resting under \ |( ) _ ' )| \ the sun, at last." \| \______/ /____/ | \ . .. |______ | \______| \ \ \_/_)_) \ \ \ .( \ . .. \ \ _|\-.________ \ \ \/ __\______ \ \ .. .. \ \| , \| \ \ `. ____.-'\ \ \ \ \ \ \ b'ger \______________`. \___\ . ) \ \ \ '-` . .. .. ______________________ \ __,,_ \ \ //_ //// _\ _\\ .. . \ / ) \\\' >( |\ "ZZZzzzzzz" \ |( ) _ ' )| \ \| \______/ /____/ | \ . .. |______ ~ ______| \ \ \ .).) \ \ \ ( \ . .. \ \ ` `-.________ \ \ \ _\______ \ \ .. .. \ \ , \| \ \ `. ____.-'\ \ \ \ \ \ \ b'ger/VK \______________`. \___\ . ) \ \ \ '-` . .. .. ______________________ \ __,,_ \ \ ////6 6 \ .. . \ \\\' > \ "OOooops! someone just \ ) _= \ stole my bathing suit!" \ __/ /__ \ . .. \ / ___ \ \ \ | '/ ),__\ \ \ \ /\/ ( \ . .. \ \ \___`-.________ \ \ \__,( \_______ \ \ .. .. \ \ \/\ , ) \ \ \ `. _____/ /\ \ \ \ | / `. \ \ b'ger \_________ )/____ ) \_\ . ,'/ \ \ / / '-` \/ Many thanks to Veronica Karlsson for the 'robbery'. ------------------------------------------------------------------ $$$$$. $$O$$$$ , , $$ $$$ \ $ $' _ = $ __/ /_ / \_~_|\ / ,/_)_) \ / /\ (_ \___ | / ) ,_\) -, \ |/ ('-,/-' \ \/ /( | \ (\\' | /| ' ' \ / | ' ' \ /| | _'___'__ \ / | ' | || ) ) ) | -o- || / / / |_______|| | / / |/ / ____________ = =____________~~~~~~~~~~ b'ger .. /_|_\ ~~~ ~ \,/\/ .. . "I heard stories about bikinis being stolen while people were sleeping on the beach, so I figured I'd better put mine in my purse." $$$$$. $$O$$$$ _ _ $$ $$$ \ $ $' _ ~ $ __/ /_ / ` ~ \ / / .).) \ / /\ ( \___ | / ) ,'. -, \ |/ ' '. \/ /(_ ' _| ' /\) | \ ' \ ' | \ | \ | ) ) ) / / / _,___,__ | / / | || |/|/ | -o- ||___./.(____________~~~~~~~~~~ b'ger ..|_______|| /| /\ ~~~ ~ . \/ \/ .. . [Wanna see a naked guy for a change? tadaaa...] _________-----, /\ / /\ / /____/ _\ \ / _o//__ _ | \ /_______ / / _ \ / | | \/ |____| \/|, .''''' |\/ \)) */* D -((/ / _ )| \_7 ( |( / |_____| |_____| \ \____ - ____/ \. % .| | ' | | , | \ ( ( / %% ) / (/ \ / / | / (, / (, ( \ ) | ) \ | | / \| |/ _ __/( )\__ ___,/ ',_ b'ger ,,,,,,/'___\,/___'/,,,,,,,,,,/ \- / |-,_ /\___._/ /-'_ \ \_.-' ________ W = '\ `._ \ \` \ ) \ / , ) | / _| /' / | | / / / / / |' ( | | | | | |\ ( ( (/ /) ' \" " " / _ \ \ ( ,-' _\_) ') _.,-'-/ b'ger . ... ",",,,,,,,'.'_ _.,-' .. . '-,-/_ /_ ____ ,`// `. |_'____| )______\ _[________]_ /\ ' -o /\ .$$$$. / \:: | | \ .$$$$$$$$. |_ |___,____/_, \ $$$$$$$$$$ / \ [__Z___] ' ( '$$$$$$$$' |___ / _, - \___| '$$$$' [___/ | \__] (_(| ' |)_) / | | ` ' , \ \_'__|_ \__/ / \ __| | |__ b'ger ------/ \-O ' O- / \----------------- \,,,,,,/ \,,,,,,,/ --- ------- ----- --- ___ / ,_\ _____ / _)/ /o \ | \ /_ ` \__________ | \____ >__,_ \ | | ____, | \,___________ | \ | \ ( \ |__ \ \ \ \ _)_ __________\/ \ \____/ | ) \ | _________ , | | / | / | / | / | /_ | / %%%% %%%%% | ) | \ %%% ,, %%%%%%%% \ / | / (< ?%%%% | / | / ^ .' /_/ | (_ ___ /(___ | ) /\ ~ /_\ \ / _/\(\_)(_/)\ \_ | / /\_/ \ x / \_/\ ____ /_/_____ \_/ ) x \ \_/ |_____________| __// /==o==\ \\__ ) _________ (____/__/___( - \___\__\___________ || ||____ ____| __\ ________ _____ || || \// \ / \_ \// || || //\ \ / \ //\ || b'ger || \\/ \_/ \ \\/ || || /\\ \ / | /\\ || || \// / _ | \// || ||____//\________| |_____//\______ ||_________||______________/ |______________ )___________( /\_________\ |_____________| / | | \ \=/ \=/ .. . [Anna goes... Plons!] .--,--. ___ / o o \ ___ \\\(\ /o___o___o\ /)/// | _| \ \|(_)-(_)|/ / |_ | \ ( / ( < . ) ) ) / \ \ '\ = /' / / | \_______) - (_______/ | | / \ / \ | |,______/ \ | / \______,| ( \_/ ) \ / ) -o- ( / \ /_ __\ | \ __ / | | \ / | | \ / / \ \__/ / \ || / \ || / / , )( , \ \ || / \ || / ) || ( /\ || /\ ) /\ ( | || | \..\/,,/ ____________ __________/ \__________ | / \ | | / --- - \ | | /__________________\ | | \__________________/ | | | b'ger ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~ [there is no such thing as computer addiction] _____ / _))) / / 6 6 ( ( \ Naaah, I'm not ready yet... / ,' __= I'm trying to draw the Playboy bunny. / __) /_ ) ______________________________________ ( / ~ `( / / / .) .) ) ..///// _____________ ( /\ (_ \ , , | '\\\\\\ \| \ ' \ C \ | ' ____|_ :o / \ \D_/ | + '||:::::: /\ _/ ) ___| (___ | '||_____| \/ ) | / \ ~ / \ \'_______|_____| | / | /'\ \_/ _' \ ___/____|___\___ ___|___/\___|( <_ _____|/_\| _ ' <<<:| / '-/ \________ |_________'___o_o| / \~/::::::::| \ / '==========' \ /___________________________________________________\ | | | | | b'ger| ..///// \ 6 6 C \ Naaah, I'm not ready yet... \-_/ I'm doing some doodle on your Playboy bunny. ___| (__ ______________________________________________ / ~ ` _____ / / / . .| / _))) _____________ / /\ \ / / , , | '\\\\\\ \ | ) , | ( ( \ | ' ____|_ \(_/ ) / ,' __= | + '||:::::: |_ \ `_/ ' /___) /__ ) | '||_____| \' \) | (/ \_ ~ _|\ \'_______|_____| | / | / \_ \_/ ),\ ___/____|___\___ __|___/\__|_( <_ ___(___\__| _ ' <<<:| / '-/ \________ |_________'___o_o| / \~/::::::::| \ / '==========' \ /___________________________________________________\ | | | | | b'ger| [if Napoleon hadn't been beaten at Waterloo we'd all be speaking French on the web] ____________ | | | Damn... | |____________| / _.-----._ _' ' '_ '_____________' | +_+ | ==--'_D__,'---==. / > \_/ < | / >__\o_| o/ | | | |_/ , | \,_____/_) o | | | o ' o | | | o | o |_/| ' o | o ' | | o | o |_/ | o | o |)) | | | | \ | |___o/ \_____| | | | __) >|< (__ (____,_|_,____) b'ger (\_______ \\ \___________________ \\ Joan \ \ __ \\______\ of A S C I I < /_ \___ \\ \_________________\ \__(\_:) \\ ~ ~ )) (_\>> =_ ?( |_\\ , , __) \))___/_|\\ _)\_/) (/ )/( __//|)< \\ (/ (O)\|_, _/\(( '\/ \\ /_ ` _| /\ >_)/)x..( \\ / ,\_// \_\ /, \ .\\-. \=-O \ )__\ //\__::_) /__\\ \ \ \___\-)_____/-----.,/( )\\ ) \' /____/ \ \ / \\ / (o__/-----+ | /\\ '':O:-''\__) ' |\ / \\ | ' \_|, \ / ( \\ / \_| / o)____,/ / \\ / / | (__/ | | / \) ( /--| /. \ (\ (_ `----,( ( _\ \ / / ,/ | / /,_/,/ __ _|/_______ / / (__ / / ( ^-/, | \ / /, | ^-' \ / ^-' \ /___________________________\ |___________________________| | | | ___________________ | | | | | | | | | | | S P U N K | | | | 1 1 1 1 | | | | | | | | | | | |___________________| | | | /|__________________b'ger|\ /___________________________\ |___________________________| _____ / _))) / / 6 6 ( ( \ / ,' __= / _ ) /_ ) ( /\__~__|( /\/__)__) ) ( /\ (_ \| \__'/ \ :o / \ /\ _/ ) \/ | | | | | ) | /| ) / |________| | / \ | |/ ____\!_______ / )\ /( '-.\_ .. b'ger /,/ .. . _____ / _))) / / 6 6 ( ( \ / ,' __= / __) /_ ) ( / ~ `( / / .) .) ) ( /\ (_ \| \ ' \ :o / \ /\ _/ ) \/ ) | | / | | /\ | ) / \ | /, / \ ) / / / | | / \ | |/ ____\!_______ / )\ /( '-.\_ .. b'ger /,/ .. . I LOOVEEEE IIIIT... ..... C C / /< / ___ __________/_#__=o /(- /(\_\________ \ \ ) \ )_ \o \ /|\ /|\ |' | | _| /o __\ / ' | / / | /_/\______| ( _( < \ \ \ \ \ | \____\____\ ____\_\__\_\ /` /` o\ |___ |_______|.. . b'ger [ascii vomit] BBEEEUUUUUUAAAAAHHHHH... %%%%%% %%%% = = %%C > _)' _( .' , __/ |_/\ " *. o /` \_\ \/ %`= '_ . / ) \/| .^',*. , /' /- o/ - " % '_ /\_/ < = , ^ ~ . )_o|----'| .` ' ___// (_ - (\ ///-( \' \\ b'ger -- ----- `,---------------------------------------------- ,\, # joris bellenger (b'ger) |/ ? e-mail: svzanten@xs4all.nl ----| ~ )\--------------------------------------------- /__/\ \____ / \_/ \ ascii-art gallery at: / <_ ____,_ \ http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/bger.htm --/___/_____ \---------------------------------------- \/| Big Browser Is Watching You