9. Is now a defense attorney for O.J. Simpson.
8. Is putting together a pay-per-view nude jello wrestling match between him and a Cylon.
7. When rebels score a major victory, he retaliates by saying 'Bite me.'
6. Hires Boba Fett out to go on donut runs.
5. Announced that his real name is Dick Assman.
4. Has been thrusing the `ol lightsaber, if you know what I mean.
3. Refers to The Emperor as 'Senor Pruneface.'
2. At this year's talent show, did the 'I Will Survive' number from 'Pricilla, Queen of the Desert.'
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN VADER'S LOSING IT
1. Has helmet in party colors.
Thank you and goodnight.
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Subject: Darth Vader's Top Ten Pet Peeves
From: PXGF17B@prodigy.com (Charles Lillie)
Date: 15 Aug 1995 06:15:04 GMT