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TOP TEN REASONS WHY
STAR WARS
IS BETTER THAN STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION!

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10: "Look sir, droids!"

9: No time travellers picking up their own heads!

8: No alternate universes

7: No transporters to save your butt at the last minute

6: Aliens with makeup somewhere besides their foreheads

5: Starship battles in three dimensions

4: War, not neutral zones!

3: No ultra-powerful aliens with one-letter names!

2: No holodecks for lame plot ideas invented by actors

And The Number 1 Reason Why STAR WARS Is Better Than STAR TREK: The Next Generation:

Because "Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith" sounds better than "Captain Jean Luc Picard"!!!

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