Top Ten FAQ About Star Wars

Top Ten Frequently Asked Questions About Star Wars

10. Is stormtrooper armor genetically engineered eggshells?

9. Why hasn't William Shatner been introduced to the Sarlacc Pit?

8. When Luke went back to Tatooine in ROTJ, why didn't he stop by the Power Station and kick Fixer's butt?

7. Can you get a disease from using someone else's lightsaber?

6. How long would it take to skin a live Ewok?

5. What would Grand Admiral Thrawn think of the famous "Dogs Playing Poker" painting?

4. Is the Emperor naked under that robe?

3. When Bib Fortuna gets excited, do his head tails stand up?

2. Why doesn't Luke use his Jedi powers to pick up some babes?

1. If Darth Vader had to puke, would he get his mask off in time?

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