by Dan
10. It has a central exhaust port just below the main port.
9. It is not a fully armed and operational battle station.
8. It won't go into hyperspace unless you yell, 'Engage!'
7. It has the ability to destroy a planet, but it is still insignificant next to the power of the force.
6. It was designed by NASA.
5. Every corridor leads to a large, bottomless pit.
4. The Jawas sold it to you at a loss.
3. The 'Intel Inside' sticker is starting to peel off.
2. It has NCC-1701 painted on it.
1. One word: Outgassing!