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Pocket Cosms and other Miscellany


Pocket Cosm: Academia

(inspired by a conversation with Dave Oakes, who threatened to write it up before I did)

Academia World Laws

  • The Law of Poverty: Everyone not a member of faculty, staff, or certain fraternities and sororities, is subsisting on the least possible cash supply. Results in a -2 to Willpower when being bribed with free food.
  • The Law of Martyrdom: Take 18 credit hours per semester? Sure! I don't need sleep. (This is especially true of anyone in the hard sciences.)
  • The Law of Diminishing Returns: The longer the semester goes, the more difficult the course work, the lower attendance drops.


    More to come when inspiration resurfaces.

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