Thoughts on a Thav-6 Plasma Gun

By Duane Rowland III

At 6. it was the .357,
At 10, the .44,
At 15 it was the .50 AE,
But they just don't thrill me no more.
I experimented with lasers,
I like my Ion Gun,
But then I got my trusty Thav-6,
And boy, do I have fun!
Once, I just put holes in things
As big around as your thumb;
But now those holes are the size of walls,
'Cause mamma didn't raise me dumb.
The 8 is too heavy to carry,
And the 7 is one helluva gun,
But mine's the Thav-6, baby,
And for me she's the only one!

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