I'm serious, they're really nasty. Ooh Man. Boy howdy, with big teeth...and claws...and lots of lint. On the right is Tori (AKC Name: Aanens Lil Abner--His mom was Stupifying Jones) and on the left is Paisley the wonder dog ("I wonder why they're shouting at me?...I wonder why I can't lie in the flowers?...). In real life, Paisley is not quite so purple.