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By entering this website, you are certifying that you are at least 18 years of age (really) and are entering this website with full knowledge that it will cause harm to minors. Furthermore, you are certifying that the viewing, reading, and downloading of the material and images in this website do not violate the community standards of your street, village, city, town, harbor, county, state, highway overpass, cardboard crate, private ward, province, pub, or country music bar.
Do not continue unless you know your local obscenity laws, and furthermore know that they do not prohibit the viewing of explicit material.
I hereby certify:
- I am not a minor.
- The explicit material I am viewing is for my own personal use and I will never expose minors to said material.
- I am not a U.S. Postal official, or law enforcement agent, or acting as an agent thereof, attempting to obtain any evidence for the prosecution of any individual or corporation, or for the purpose of entrapment.
- I remember who Ed Meese was.
- I desire to receive and haven't notified the U.S. Postal Service, AT&T, NBC News, The Trilateral Commission, or any other governmental agency to intercept sexually explicit material.
- I believe that, because I am not a minor, I have the unalienable right to read and/or view any type of material that I choose and that the material and images contained in this website are not obscene or offensive in any way, nor could ever be construed to be obscene or offensive. Further, I believe there is nothing wrong with totally bending the laws of a free society so that a bunch of bums can use the Internet as a babysitter.
- As far as the phrase harm to minors goes, I see no irony in the phrase "More of the tea, Socrates?"
- I always use the word 'ironically' when I mean 'inevitably' anyway.
- That I am wholly liable for any false disclosures and responsible for any social or legal ramifications that may arise from viewing, reading, bathing with, or downloading material and images contained within this website and that Maurice Sarns, Alachua Freenet, my mom, the cat, the guy at the corner, and all affiliates cannot be held responsible for any social or legal ramifications that may arise as a result of fraudulent entry into, or use of, this website and/or material contain herein.