Ted wrote the following peom one morning while shaving. The inspiration was a rather upscale party he attended the night before. It would be one of the first of the many parties he would come the hate.

			Mrs. Van Bleck
			Of the Newport Van Blecks
			Is so goddam rich
			She has gold-plated sex
			Whereas Miggles and Mitzi
			And Bitzie and Sue
			Have the commonplace thing
			And it just has to do.

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