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Ted was being honored by his peers one evening, and with the encouragment of a vodka martini, responded to the parodies with the following.
If my Daddy hadn't met up with my mommy, I'd have missed this fine part tonight... If my daddy had shacked up with somebody else, just supposing, for instance Miss Abigail Schmelz, or Patricia McFish or Louella Mc Gee, I wouldn't have resulted, I wouldn't be me...