SECURITY TAGS
For those of you intent on protecting your most precious possessions.
Shoplifting is a major problem in many retail outlets, but not anymore with the basic Ink Tag. This little dandy spews ink all over any clothing when someone has attempted to remove it without the remover. (However, any garment taken will be totally ruined.)
Ink Tag: $5.00
Ink Tag Remover: $50.00
The ink tag is great for garments, but what about those items where stains would not be a big deal like stereos, televisions, or portable rocket launchers? Well then you need the Alarm Tag. This handy tag is easily concealed and creates a loud noise when it is passed through special door mounted sensors (batteries required, sold seperately)
Alarm Tag: $10.00
Alarm Tag Sensor: $100.00
Well, those little alarm tags are good for little items, but what about those "hard to carry" items like cars, planes, or nuclear warheads. Well, then you need the Rocket Alarm Tag. This specially designed tag contains tiny supertransmitters enclosed in a super polycarbonate alloy which can withstand the heat of atmospheric reentry. This little dandy allows you to keep track of the rocket or other large object and whoever took it. (Tag tracking satellite required, sold separately)
Rocket Alarm Tag: $5000.00
Tracking Satellite: $10000.00
If you still don't feel protected with all these tags or if you have something extremely valuable that needs protecting, like a foreign ambassador or a small country, then you need the Rambo Tag! Our basement full of mad scientists have instilled life into a security tag. These tags are designed to risk their life to protect what you hold most valuable.
Rambo Tag: Was 1.5 billion dollars
Now only 1 billion dollars!
(Organ donations accepted, brains preferred!)
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You've seen our security tags, now why not check out our Do Not Remove tags!
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