Note: The biographies are still under construction. Please bear with us as our writers attempt to write decent humor.
Bob the Nailer [The member is kinda inactive... at least until he reinstalls Quake 2.]
Dissentr Undisputed Quake 1 king. Works at computer labs wishing he could play Quake. Moderates shit-talking sessions.
Friedreich III Hacks Macs. Keeps cans in a stack.
God Plays too much Quake. Plays too much Quake. Plays too much Quake.
Malkav the Malkavian Drinks blood. Rows boats at night. Keeps three swords in his room, just in the off chance another immortal tries to sneak up on him at night to take his head. Won't take medicine of any kind.
MDF Obsessed with Dune, Star Wars, and The Police. Did not write this page. Yells a lot during clan matches.
Saint Unofficial Clan Morality. Hates warez, MP3's and all things immoral and or illegal on the internet. Except nude pictures of Elisabeth Shue.
Trump 1/4 of the infamous "3 Jews & a Chinese guy." Plays trumpet, not cards. His name rhymes with "Adam Sucks."
Unforgiven Learned marksmanship running drive-bys in New York. Made acetomenophin drug runs across the US-Mexico border until he found out it was legal. Dates girls twice his age.
Venom Lives with the most hated person in our housing area. Smells. Buys computers, uses them until he's bored, and then returns them.
Vortex Loves the feel of his hand around a Joy-Stick. Plays with it even though everybody pretty much agrees it's a bad idea. Starting to go blind.
Wraith Not a criminal, even though he looks like a freshly escaped con in most pictures. Spends most of his free time conjugating obscene Latin nouns.
Yaslid Looks just like "The Penguin" in the old Batman series. Never needs a microphone. Likes to twirl his hair around his finger.
Zod /Mr. Fibbles Two guys that share one computer. Zod controls the mouse with his right hand. Fibbles controls the keyboard with his left. The other two hands keep each other occupied.
NOT-QUITE-AS-ACTIVE MEMBERS
Psycho (See Freidreich III above.) Covers Fred's back. Launches coordinated attacks.
Timberwolf Plays on a laptop. Goes home every weekend because heroin is cheaper there. One of the two Official Gator Clan Chauffers.
Tomhahaha "The Penguin's" roommate. Born in Hawaii. Real name is Tom Hahaharuliktulanikomanumanu. Wears thick glasses to protect his eyes from stray bullets.