Early Works by Dr. Seuss

Ted's High School portrait

Before Dr. Seuss became the household name that he earned by his children stories, he was a writer in many forms. He started writing for the ``Jack 'o Lantern'' the Dartmouth college humor magazine, and gained much notoriety by writing with ``Judge'' magazine after that. He also did very well for himself by writing ads, most notably are the Flit ads, for Flit pesticides. At any rate, here are some selected writings that appeared from those forums. (As a side note, some of these writings did depend on their art work for the punch lines, others however were only enhanced by the art. I will only include the ones which seems to me that the humor can stand on its own.)

Some others in this list are short poems he wrote for himself, or for friends. I must admit that some of these have "adult" themes to them. Others just won't be of much interest at all to kids, so this is some what considered to be an "adult" area. In fact some of these punchlines use words that have fallen out of common language. In order for them to make sense you must either know the word, or look it up in the dictionary. I will not supply definitions for words like "capon," which is a punchline word.

This list will grow as I have time to add entries

In addition to these works, I have recently added some of his early political cartoons look for more as I find them.

*NEW=as of 10/31/96 Happy Halloween
        * Early Drawings of the Cat in the Hat *NEW
        * About writing Mulberry Street *NEW
        * The Sad, Sad Story of the Obsks *NEW
        * ``I Am Prepared''*a Poem on Death
        * Lyrics for ``Oh They Places You'll Go!'' movie
        * ``To a Butterfly With Fallen Womb
        * The Unkown Soldier
        * The Newport Van Blecks
        * His feelings on big Social Parties
        * More on the party scene
        * An Untitled Poem
        * A Wedding Poem
        * Dr. Seuss Vs. The Nazi's
        * Ough! Ough!
        * Just What Is A Vernacular Anyway
        * The Lap Dog Situation
        * Three New Uses for Obsolete Objects
        * Punish your offspring scientifically
        * Our Emotional Apparati
        * Monosyllabic Ejaculations
        * Adam's Apples Are Coming Back

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